Weed and girls just go together.
Does it make you giggle? Awesome!
Does it make you hungry? Cook something for me first, cunt.
Does it make you sleepy? At least you’re quiet.
Does it make you horny? Hey, let’s find something new to stick in you!
Does it make you paranoid? Your sister looked really pretty today. I bumped into her in the alley behind her office. I was just in the neighborhood. You’re always saying I don’t make an effort with your family. It was nice. I don’t remember what she said, but she smelled really nice. You can probably— yeah, you can smell her scent on my jacket. See? It was nice talking to her. So nice that I invited her to stay over this weekend. She can sleep in the den… we already decided it really won’t be a problem if I have to go in there to work in the middle of the night. Why are you looking at me like that? No, I didn’t say “really” too much, and I only said “nice” once, so quit exaggerating. Oh, just shut up and take another hit, weirdo.