Essays and Bad Ideas

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“I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on”

I don’t know about *that*, but it’s certainly important.

In fact, that, in a nutshell, is why there are limits to my sadism; it’s simply no fun for me if you don’t want to come back for more. If you don’t want to follow me out of the room and curl up next to me on the couch, or at least come scratching at my door the next week like a lost animal in heat, then I’ve missed the mark. If there’s not a part of you that yearns for me just a little for the rest of your life, then I’ve let us both down.

It might seem a cheap trick, but I want you to want me.