I mostly ignore them, like a giant asshole. Which is really stupid, because I should be harnessing them, literally and figuratively.I need to move to Colorado and start a cult. If women are going to throw themselves into stupid shit like Nxivm, why am I standing on the sidelines like a sucker? I mean, if I ever take your money, swear you to fealty, then strip you naked and brand you, I’ll at least give you a courtesy hug when I’m done! That’s just the kind of Beloved Guru that I want to be. I can see it now.
Bedtime’s Boutique Weed Farm & Home For Wayward Girls: where I get high, and you get low.