(Someone’s been deep-diving the blog.)
I’ll try to be kinder to Evan. Note that I haven’t said a word about his… expertly layered and subtle performance in AHS: Hotel. Nor about his… understandable and wholly relatable inability to manage the violent outbursts of a five foot tall toothpick with a dye job. As far as I can tell, he is a very nice little man.
So now you don’t have to fight me, which is for the best. Because I will kick a girl right in the lady-junk.