You decide to share your life, which is an awesome thing, but I thought I missed something and wanted to ask about it because you’re flipping out. I get that you’re upset about whatever, but be a fucking adult and don’t take it out on everyone. You don’t have to run this blog, it was your choice it share your life. People are going to ask questions, I wasn’t being rude or disrespectful to you at all. It wouldn’t kill you to do the same??? If you have an issue with questions delete your blog.

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If you don’t like how I handle stupid questions then go ahead and unfollow. This blog is for me, not for you.

I love how Tumblr gives me an opportunity to observe the casual dickery of the modern male in such abundance and detail. It’s educational, and occasionally, kind of impressive.

I mean, Uppity McDicksquiggle up there found a way to take a classic asshole sentiment –“c’mon, how about a smile?”– and expand it into dozens of words worth of mansplaining, entitlement, condescension, and hurt feewings. That’s some solid, craftsman-level douchebaggery, in my opinion, and it’s hard not to admire the years of work that have gone into honing such skill.

It’s an amazing time to be alive!