Why, I’d love to, darling! I’d also love to throw an anniversary party for your parents solely to make your sister feel bad about being broke and single… or visit the arboretum together while sipping pumpkin-spiced coffee and debating whether or not capped sleeves are for you… or wear a fun couple’s costume to your bitchy frenemy’s annual Halloween bash and stay late to help clean up… or carry your purse while you shop for shoes and explain to me why Sharon at work is jealous of you… I’ll even try that new cauliflower diet that Gwyneth says will help you lose weight and reset the pH of your vag!
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