Use your common sense, ladies. You know you shouldn’t be following me.
You’re adorable, I appreciate your enthusiasm, and I hope you find an age-appropriate writer to follow who will lead you through an age-appropriate exploration of your sexuality. I wish you nothing but the best.
But I’m writing stuff here that’s just not for you, not yet. You’re still making the decisions that will determine what You 1.0 is going to be, and you don’t need my brand of mindfuckery gumming up the works.
Also, I’ve got no interest in meeting Chris Hansen, so… there’s that.
Run along now, kids. Go save the world or something.