Boys don’t like me because I’d rather flirt with their fathers than them
bet the fathers like you. I know I would. Flirt with me, or better yet, have sex with me, I’m father age.
I would make fun of you for your poorly worded attempt of trying to harass me, but I cannot get over the fact that your url is oldnakedguy and therefore I do not think I have to make fun of you at all
Someone needs to.
“Have sex with me, I’m father age.”
Jesus Christ, that’s just spectacular.
- Have sex with me, I’m underwater on my mortgage.
- Have sex with me, my prostate is huge.
- Have sex with me, my nose hair is out of control.
Priceless.