hit me and tell me how stupid i am <3
I’d prefer to hit Bows and tell her how smart she is, only in the most sarcastic tone possible.
“Oh yeah, baby… you’re so smaaaaaart.” SLAP. “You’re such a clever [douchey air quotes] conversationalist [/douchey air quotes].” SLAP. “Your opinions are so deep and meaningful; you’re like Aristotle with pectoral punching bags.” SLAP.
With that said, she does occasionally teach me things; like how low a cunt will let herself go, and how good a girl can get.