- I advise polite persistence; never act entitled, but never give up. (Unless I tell you to fuck off, of course.) It takes a lot of effort to convince me that you’re worth mine.
- Be cute. Be pretty. Make me smile. Make me hard.
- It’s a good sign if I find you funny, if only as a side-effect of your stupidity.
- Learn how to talk to me. This is not easy, and will involve trial-and-error. Probably lots of error because, well… you’re you.