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The Daily Dad — 2024-08-21

• What Barack Obama’s DNC speech was actually about
❝ Beneath the campaign rhetoric, Barack Obama offered a strikingly philosophical defense of American liberalism.

• 20 years of Bennifer ends in divorce
❝ 20 years of Bennifer, explained.

• ‘Love Island’s Nicole Jacky Slams Kendall Washington for Lying About Leaked Video
❝ There’s already trouble in paradise for “Love Island USA” stars Nicole Jacky and Kendall Washington … with the couple butting heads over a leaked-video scandal, which took place out of the villa.… Read the rest “The Daily Dad — 2024-08-21”

The Daily Dad — 2024-08-09

Things you might want to know:

David Lynch: ‘I Will Never Retire’ Amid Diagnosis
❝ David Lynch clarified that he will ‘never retire’ despite his emphysema diagnosis.
Alaska Official Sends BDSM-Themed Letter To Feds: ‘We’re The Sub To EPA’s Dom’
❝ Jason Brune invoked kinky sex to make a point about how he views power dynamics between his state and the federal government.

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The Daily Dad — 2025-08-08

Things you might want to know:

In an alternate universe, Joe Manganiello is a Survivor all-star
❝ Picture this: a Survivor tribe with Boston Rob, Parvati, Ozzy, Sandra, and… Joe Manganiello?
It was Lorde’s idea to work it out with Charli xcx on the remix
❝ No matter what happens for the rest of the year, this writer can claim with absolute certainty that Charli xcx’s “The girl, so confusing remix with lorde” will be one of the best music moments of 2024.

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The Daily Dad — 2024-08-07

Things you might want to know:

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Sole trader: why is Lily Allen selling feet pics on OnlyFans?
❝ The pop star posted an Instagram story advertising ‘la dolce feeta’ – and is charging fans $10 a month for the honour
Haunted house formerly owned by Nick Cage up for sale again
❝ Again?

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“Surely you’ll make me pretty,” said the pig to her pearls.

Personally, I love this concept, and I’m very happy to see Feige and the Russos going for it.

There isn’t room in the MCU for two armored super-geniuses… trying to introduce a conventional Victor Von Doom into that world would be like trying to retrofit Latveria into a world where we’ve already established the concept of Sokovia.… Read the rest “”

Anon: When you guys are all together, do you ever get 1 on 1 time with any of them? If so, what do the other girls do?

At the very least, everyone gets a little private arrival and bye-bye time… the better to contain the zoomies at the start and the weepies at the end.… Read the rest “”

I’m sending you to heaven by hammering nails in your coffin.

Anon: i know you don’t like breast implants. but what about lip filler? i think it looks really nice, i kinda wanna get it. curious what a man thinks tho

To clarify, I don’t have a problem with modest breast implants.… Read the rest “”