Pretty bows are important to a cunt. Once you’ve beaten her, choked her, and violated every orifice, they’re all the pretty she has left.
Author: bs4bg
Do you know the difference between a dog and a woman? Well neither do I.
Dogs are loyal companions, and smart enough to know their place without needing to beat them. Also, I don’t fuck dogs because I have too much respect for their agency as individual beings.… Read the rest “”
Pretzels and crackers? Goddammit, who’s feeding this bitch people food again?
Self-Cleaning Toilets
Break’s over, whore. My toilet’s not going to clean itself. Get back to work.
Of course she can clean herself; just give her a urinal puck and a scrub brush.
I never forget my place, but if I did, this would be the perfect way to remind me of it.
Why is that guy from Duck Dynasty back there?
I like the new hosts and format of What Not To Wear.
Swim Team
The Russian swim team’s practice facility was a bit low-tech, but the coaches were master motivators.
Cowering
It’s not love if you’re not afraid of him
Cowering: such a lovely way to say he’s captured her heart.
Sad & Pathetic
If you find yourself making these facial expressions with any regularity, even if you’re just making them into a mirror on a lonely Saturday night, there’s a distinct possibility that you’re a low-life piece of fuck-trash.
Congrats. Not everyone can be as sad and pathetic as you… which is sort of an accomplishment, right?… Read the rest “Sad & Pathetic”
All the best stories begin with a naked woman tied up in the woods.
Actually, they generally end that way, too.