Anonymous asked:

that anon saying about being born in 1999 and your response was so 😵‍💫😵‍💫(and interesting too!) I was born in 2005 so i’m curious as to what that was like for you 😛

also ive seen your blogs around for a while but only just followed it recently.

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With the potential exception of returning to Canada, I don’t foresee leaving the States any time soon. I’m old and tired, so the next few meetings will involve the girls coming to me.

But don’t let the petty reality of my creaky vertebrae squash your dreams.… Read the rest “”

Along with “making me erect” and “making me comfortable”, “making me laugh” is among the highest of callings for a cunt.

Good girls know how to make their inadequacies amusing.

My 1999:

  • Waitresses had been calling me “sir” for at least a few years at that point.
  • My first gray hairs were sprouting.
  • I was building a blogging engine for the BDSM community I operated. And migrating the whole community platform from a custom —and horrifically inefficient— flat-file XML database to a slightly faster Access backend.
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RE: the intensity of his feelings

That’s a tricky one. On the one hand, it could be sincere… individual girls often awaken interests and urges within me, so it’s possible you’ve stirred things inside him that he doesn’t know how to process.… Read the rest “”

Anonymous asked:

Do your girls qualify as your partners then?

 They’re my family and my property.

So in terms of “partners”, let’s just say they’re minority shareholders.

Anonymous asked:

What happened???? Do you know why you got deleted?

I don’t know for sure —Tumblr doesn’t give you details when they nuke you— but it looks like a confluence of multiple things:

  1. I posted a close-up of a bruise on Blossom’s butt.
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I had an answer to this queued for today, but that’s gone now, so…

I don’t have a single favorite memory. But I have a bunch of things that stand out.

  1. Exploring the NOMA and discovering that Blossom is a dead-ringer for the cherubs and babies depicted in every Renaissance painting.
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Tell us more about the gathering!!!! How did you get those bruises?

Tell us more about the gathering!!!! How did you get those bruises?

hisblossom:

Dada beat me with his belt, and was nice enough to turn the buckle on me 🙇‍♀️ the first night I was a screaming wuss, but the few times after that I was asking for more.

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