I had an answer to this queued for today, but that’s gone now, so…
I don’t have a single favorite memory. But I have a bunch of things that stand out.
Tell us more about the gathering!!!! How did you get those bruises?
… Read the rest “Tell us more about the gathering!!!! How did you get those bruises?”Dada beat me with his belt, and was nice enough to turn the buckle on me 🙇♀️ the first night I was a screaming wuss, but the few times after that I was asking for more.
… Read the rest “”“I’d rather never cum again than have to wait, it would be so much easier”
“Hmmm?”
“Like I’d rather know I’ll never cum ever again than have to blindly wait for the next time, over and over… never again is so much easier.”
hastily clicking my phone off and hiding it under the covers every time Dad walks past the slightly ajar bedroom door after he’s tucked me in wasn’t a sensation I was ever expecting to feel again but here we are 🙈
Clearly I need to be taking away your phone at bedtime…
I wish i knew how to be half as magnetic as you
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It’s simple, if you’re truly willing to make the effort.
Figure out who your audience is, and speak to it. Prove you’ve listened to it.… Read the rest “I wish i knew how to be half as magnetic as you”
Did blossom really eat chicken?
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Of course! Blossom eats chicken all the time… she had her first Chikfila last week, and laid waste to a plate of tendies at Chili’s a few days ago.
So I’m assuming you mean Puddles.… Read the rest “Did blossom really eat chicken?”
ummmmm I’m probably dumb, but what does three fingers mean? Is that a signal for something? 😅
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She’s that many, between her ears.
you are a disgusting piece of shit. i hope you get horribly disfigured to the point no woman lets you anywhere near them again.
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Dear Genius:
First, bold of you to assume my -figure isn’t already dissed.… Read the rest “you are a disgusting piece of shit. i hope you get horribly disfigured to…”
Oh my god you made those bruises? I didn’t know she was one of yours 😳
She showed her best angle, not the best marks. Each of the girls went home with big ol’ bruises this time.
All thanks to Mr.… Read the rest “Oh my god you made those bruises? I didn’t know she was one of…”
