Category: Conversations

Talking, teasing, manipulating, debating, and delighting

anythingbuttpure:

The fact that I don’t have any mean men side pieces to keep me entertained when I’m needy and my husband is busy at work, is just so rude.

But also I deleted that enm dating app because every single guy annoyed me. So does that mean that I am the problem😅

All the non-annoying bastards can form an orderly line on the left.

I’d say “no cutting”, but she’d be disappointed.

The Cunt Whisperer

Yes, I have cameras in multiple homes around North America… yes, little girls travel thousands of miles to kneel and kiss my hand… and yes, I run their sexual, familial, financial, and inner lives.

But that’s just the normal day-to-day. You want to know what’s fun?

Telling someone half your age that your morning is “bussin’” and watching her dissolve into delighted giggles.

I love you and hope you post again soon

I love you and hope you post again soon 💜💜💜

the-littlest-one:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

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One of the cunts is in town to meet me, and while I did manage to survive the flash flood issuing from betwixt her legs, I haven’t had time for much Tumblring.

ahem

wow ok

flash flood

good yeah

not embarrassing at all

  • “Her crotch was slick like the splatter-radius of a KFC deep fryer.”
  • “She spread her legs, and I waited patiently for the snail to crawl back into view.”
  • “You’re gonna need a bigger boat,” said Noah.

anythingbuttpure:

Older men just hit different. Like god yes, please talk down to me like I’m a child and touch me inappropriately with wrinkly hands. There’s nothing more violating than that💜

You make it sound so dirty.

Like, oh yeah, baby… feel my hairy-knuckled grossness caress you! Watch as the relief map of Uzbekistan that I call my skin glides over your pristine surface. Behold, as I trace paths across your flesh that I think of as telegraph lines because I’ve actually held a telegram in my hands, while you’re currently switching tabs so Google can show you what I mean. Soak in the understanding that you’re a culturally astigmatic child, untethered from the most recent of histories and irrelevant to the most optimistic of futures.

That’s okay, sweetie. You’re doing your best. Now hush and hold still.

ngl you’d be a hot domme i reckon – you know what you want…

ngl you’d be a hot domme i reckon – you know what you want and aren’t afraid to get it. Plus it would look amazing, lil 5’1 you bossing 6’4 me around 😳😳

storyofasub:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

storyofasub:

……..why are you putting v dangerous ideas into my head though

“Dangerous”. I mean… okay.

In the sense that a Three Stooges routine was “dangerous”.

“Dangerous” like an ambitious baby koala.

“Dangerous” like a sentient ball of hair and reproductive organs.

Yup. Super duper dangerous indeed.

Can I just say

I can’t be offended by sentient ball of hair with reproductive organs. And ‘ambitious baby koala’ is a massive compliment. Soooo 🤨

Can I just say

I don’t find it even slightly surprising that you experience insults and compliments as interchangeable phenomena. Sluuuut 🙂

just remembered you’re australian and probably have the hottest voice ever thank you for…

just remembered you’re australian and probably have the hottest voice ever thank you for getting me through the day

ithinkiforgotmyname:

it’s way weirder than you’re expecting. i was born in england so it’s highly unpleasant combo. it’s novel for about one sentence, then becomes unbearably irksome every second after that

You’re confusing the sound of your voice with the content of your commentary, silly.

Your voice is really quite nice.

Shame about the words.