Ooo I really love those Chessman cookies, they’re very delicious and perfect for dipping in tea! Other than that, I like kit kats and alllll fruit, especially strawberries 🍓
I always get these anons asking if there’s a non-sexual way to tell a girl’s submissive.
Well, see above.
‘Cause if she reaches into a full Pepperidge Farm assortment and pulls out the shittiest, most pathetic cookie in the box, she’s submissive.
I still think this is the rudest call out. Everyone knows that chessman are the best because they have fun little figures on them
I did ten minutes on the stream tonight about how horribly misguided you are on this.
You are a chess-eating surrender-monkey, and that’s all there is to it.
You: Painting your toes festive colors doesn’t make your feet any less ridiculous.
Anon: I once sent her a photo lineup of baby feet, with no explanation. She spent hours looking at them. She shared the lineup with a family member. She couldn’t figure out why I’d sent it.
I finally had to point out that one of the photos was of her feet.
They’re just… they’re not normal, man. They’re like Hobbit feet in reverse. Like a fucking Monchhichi.
