Category: Conversations

babiepig:

i think ideal life would b jus being the lowest on the totem pole among other, much prettier subs with one very mean Dad figure over all of us… oh my gosh can u imagine how lovely that would be 🤍 annnnd uhmm maybe? also a mumma. ​bc I have ✨issues✨

Congratulations, your position on the pole could not be less prominent. The pole is practically sprouting out of you like a tree growing through the slats in my deck. Your are less a part of the pole and more a semi-decorative mulch.

You are, hierarchically speaking, stuffed in a leaky plastic bag at the back of the garden shed.

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Don’t worry, Icarus, I’m sure it won’t get much hotter.

sublunaryorchid:

I deserve fingers down my throat, as a treat 🥺

You deserve fingers down your throat, as a threat. 🙂

Good habits to engage in ?

storyofasub:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

Stay hydrated and remember your place.

I can humbly say that I probably hover around 50% successful 🙂

Yes, dear, we all know you’re very good at being half-acceptable.

littleshakespeareanbby:

Daddy’s mood is this pigs responsibility

Penmanship clearly isn’t. 🙄

Fortunately, dads are always understanding and super-forgiving… 😂

asstheticbabydolly:

I’ve been so bad at making sfw content to post on heeeree! Everything I take is always SO nudey, come checkout my spicy site for them…

So sad. The best Tumblr is a nudey Tumblr.

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I would be such a good cult member

Watching The Vow about that cult from upstate New York (not the one that became a cutlery company, the one that branded women). At one point they were talking about how the act of branding causes a disassociated state to the one being branded and creates a strong mental bond of being owned and I had to remind myself that this was supposed to be horrifying and not a turn on.

Update!

I watched that other doc on this cult and it went into like a more detailed description on the whole branding ceremony. And wow, am I a terrible person for getting turned by it. 🙈

Terrible, yes.

But the best kind of terrible.

What was the searingly painful and acutely self aware ‘thing’ you wrote that captured Bedtime’s attention? In awe of you

storyofasub:

@bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls 👀

It was a post that made me cry while I wrote it. He could probably taste the tears through the screen, like a Domly-shark.

HA! Anon is quoting one of my posts from a few years ago… congrats, clever anon, you cracked the code. You are entitled to 30 seconds of smugness.

“In awe of you”. That is perhaps the nicest possible way to be called a giant slut.

There was nothing sharky about my response, though. The piece was just startlingly, emotionally raw, so much so that it stuck with me. Probably the best Tumblr post I never reblogged— ‘cause it was so intense and personal.

But fuck it, I’m not passing up a chance for a King Shark/Harley Quinn GIF, so…

Would you rather a mmf or a mff threesome

sublunaryorchid:

none of the above 😪 fff, hands down.

Have done mff twice, and it was fine, but I found myself just wanting more girl lmao I had the most fun when interacting w the girl both times

You just need an mff where the m forgets you’re in the room and the f looks over to laugh at you every few minutes while you hump a pillow and make little squealing noises.

What is the single hardest lesson a man has to learn in a relationship with a woman?

storyofasub:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

How to meet her at her level, where she lives. How to speak her language, and then become better at it than she is.

And then change her language. Colonize it. Pervert it until she doesn’t know where she ends and I begin. Until she realizes it’s really all just me, all the way through. Until she sees it’s better to be a piece of me than all of her.

Or put another way: the hardest thing is all the learning. And then all the teaching.

just…. ffs 😩

Watch your language, cunt.