If you care about what people do with your content on the internet, I advise not to post it.

You lose control of your content once you put it out there and it takes a lot of effort to control its dissemination and use. This applies to even the most “respectful” website on the internet. Posting your picture on Tumblr and expecting people not to add “disgusting comments” is honestly naive and fantastical. Be present. Be realistic. You will be happier.

xcrocea:

Sharks are smooth. You do you boo.

Anon is a sophomoric dipshit whose worldview is primarily defined by how little of the world he’s viewed, but he’s right about one thing. You can’t expect people to be respectful.

You have to fucking demand it.

Museum date, drive in movie date or picnic in the park date?

yourlittlepet:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

Museum, definitely.

Drive-ins have bad speakers, picnics have flies, and museums have the remnants of dead civilizations and naked ladies on the walls… how is there even a debate?

I just love this blog. @bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls you have such a way with words.

The blog thinks you’re sweet.

(But honestly? Keep an eye on it. It’s mostly an okay blog, but sometimes it gets high and handsy and tries to make out with your sister. It has a real problem, if you ask me, but you know how it is… good luck convincing a blog to get therapy.)

What blogs make you wet?

9ditzy9girl9:

@consensualpredator3rd

@bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls

@dgwwm

@godthesadistx

@bloodbather

@knivesandkink

@augmaster

@breakingmindsandhearts

@loungeofthelibertine

@youllremainmyhumbleservant

@beagiggler

My ultimate goal is to be a super-villain who controls the weather.

So far, I can control the humidity in a girl’s panties.

But I’m getting there, one vagina at a time.

44. fuck/marry/kill: (anons name 3 people of your choice) @bs4bg @misszoee @notsominnesnowtanice 😋 to name a few people you seem to interact with in a friendly way

sublunaryorchid:

anonnnnnnn omg shuuuuut the fuck up I can’t answer this holy crap I can’t choose

like… oh gosh I can’t even type these out without blushing and sweating but .. ok, GUN TO MY HEAD?

I pick fuck (that sounds so crass and icky in this context omg) @misszoee and @bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls not that in any way shape or form in any scenario involving one of them I imagine up I’d be the one doing the bulk of the fucking ahem anyway but yes moving on

and marry either dad @notsominnesnowtanice (it won’t let me tag u stinky) or @misszoee

Like they’re all hot n i have a crush on the formers and also friend crushes on the latters and I think that marrying a pal would be fun and geeky and just amicable good times yenno – and I wouldn’t kill ANY OF THEM THATS SO EVIL gahhh stop that

so I’m totally cheating and not answering this properly but I’m blushing ok goodnight

I knew that’s all I was to you! Stop staring at me with those hungry, careless eyes, you sexy bully!

NewsRadio (1998) — S05E05 — “Flowers for Matthew”

What kind of games do u enjoy!

littleshakespeareanbaby:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

littleshakespeareanbaby:

I like all kinds of games! I like board games, especially scrabble, and I like card games, like gin and setback, and puzzles!

And Carcassonne! She loves Carcassonne! She’s suuuuuuper good at it, too! Watching her play is like watching Queen’s Gambit, only with little cardboard plots of French countryside instead of chess pieces, and an even more insatiable desire for drug-induced euphoria.

This is going to be one of the most obvious statements ever but this is such a mean post 🥺 if it weren’t for you cheating constantly, I would’ve absolutely won all the time. I see the rivers and cows in my head at night!

Not cows.

They’re pigs.

What kind of games do u enjoy!

What kind of games do u enjoy!

littleshakespeareanbaby:

I like all kinds of games! I like board games, especially scrabble, and I like card games, like gin and setback, and puzzles!

And Carcassonne! She loves Carcassonne! She’s suuuuuuper good at it, too! Watching her play is like watching Queen’s Gambit, only with little cardboard plots of French countryside instead of chess pieces, and an even more insatiable desire for drug-induced euphoria.

littleshakespeareanbaby:

littleshakespeareanbaby:

A New Year’s Goal: have a wine bottle shoved up my ass and be a party favor to be passed around for amusement and pleasure for 2021 NYE

Prime example of how sometimes, my intellect fails me. I forgot that *this* year was 2021. We are currently in it now. Oy vey.

This is a 2021 goal for 2022 NYE. This post is now no longer hot, just a dumb little mess.

NYE 2021 will be December 31st, 2021. NY 2021 was January 1st, 2021.

So you were right before your were wrong, but you were right about having a wine bottle shoved up your ass, so you were also kind of wrong.

Consider “dumb little mess” verified.