This unprecedented event will no doubt be marked in history alongside the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand, the first spin of Ferris’s wheel, and the Cabbage Patch Kids craze of ‘83.
(Everyone pause for a moment and reflect, so you can remember where you were when you heard the news.)
Now, orchidperson: kindly explain to the class what you’ve done to merit the attention you seek.
This unprecedented event will no doubt be marked in history alongside the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand, the first spin of Ferris’s wheel, and the Cabbage Patch Kids craze of ‘83.
(Everyone pause for a moment and reflect, so you can remember where you were when you heard the news.)
Now, orchidperson: kindly explain to the class what you’ve done to merit the attention you seek.
You know you’ve got a keeper if they overule every sense of self-preservation.
Letting me overrule her sense of self-preservation is how a girl gets kept.
After all, even the most mundane of cunts looks a little more appealing when she’s helpless. And it’s not just a short-term high… it’s also the satisfaction of teaching something useful.
Because she’ll inevitably open her eyes one morning and realize that she’s been completely in the power of this strange old man for months on end, and… everything’s okay. He’s had the means and imagination to wreck her —personally, professionally, financially, and spiritually— and she’s still whole. She’s completely vulnerable, and somehow secure. The way she should be.
And do you know what you call a broken girl who’s wet and secure?
why……. must i get my period four days before my hot date…….. i’m so tired of this man just let me get my pussy ate
Like any old white guy, I was busy trying to fuck Mother Nature one afternoon last year, and your name came up. I suggested I’d be grateful if she played a little prank on you, and I thought we settled on “give her an inconvenient period”. But she apparently misunderstood the context, got on a bit of a roll, and, well… hello 2020!
So really, the apocalypse is kind of your fault.
But sure, let’s make this all about you and your unlicked clit, your highness.
