Category: Conversations

Talking, teasing, manipulating, debating, and delighting

I’m 24 and I have no tits. Does this bother men? I’m really insecure about it.

domestic–doll:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

I assume it will bother men who are fixated on big boobs… and I’ll grant you, that is a lot of men.

But personally, I like flat-chested girls. What they lack in womanly allure, they make up for by being desperate and good for a laugh.

Seeing stuff like that makes me wish I had a domme side so I could be mean and say “stop being boring and grow some like me” but sadly I’m me and I’d just secretly hope they’d slap me in the face 🙃

I immediately thought of you when reading that ask.

It’s a long road, from being a flat-chested cub to becoming Tits von Boobenhoffer, but you’re proof the road can be navigated.

sublunaryorchid:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

sublunaryorchid:

we tried ordering breakfast and all I have to say is that i don’t know what material this is but it is not a pancake :(( they should be thin!! n have crispy edges!! not this insulting puffy flavorless cardboard substance

Okay, those look mediocre… but don’t give me any of this “thin, crispy edges” shit.

That’s not a pancake. That’s a fucking crepe.

You animal.

nooo there’s a happy medium 🥺 I’ve had lots that’re much thinner and cooked all crispy, but not crepe thin!! and they have flavor and they’re buttery n nice :,(( these are just dry and icky!

Because pancakes matter. Pancakes are important.

Not as much as waffles, of course, because I mean, a pancake is just a dogshit, bastard waffle that couldn’t be bothered to get up early and pour itself into the waffle iron… where yes, it would become delightfully crispy. As nature intended.

It’s simple. Pancakes: fluffy and golden. Crepes: thin and crispy. Waffles: rulers of all they survey.

I’m suddenly suspicious that you like dark chocolate and kale. 🤨

sublunaryorchid:

we tried ordering breakfast and all I have to say is that i don’t know what material this is but it is not a pancake :(( they should be thin!! n have crispy edges!! not this insulting puffy flavorless cardboard substance

Okay, those look mediocre… but don’t give me any of this “thin, crispy edges” shit.

That’s not a pancake. That’s a fucking crepe.

You animal.