Daddy is making fun of how excited I am about this…
Apologize to him on my behalf for triggering the squealing. I wasn’t trying to give anyone tinnitus.
My dash is suddenly full of hairy men spitting on one another or having cigarettes put out on their tongues, so I guess @bruisedxfruits is masturbating.
I said “Tell me when you’re sleepy, and I’ll shut you down for the night.”
I feel like I should do a “history of popular culture” course with you but i also feel like you’d get frustrated and knock me out after 10 minutes 🤔 @bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls
You’ve effectively captured the essence of being involved with me.
Although please note that despite my tendency to grade harshly —and with my hands— you’ll find that extra credit opportunities are abundant for the conveniently unconscious.
