no u don’t understand, I am only a baby when it suits and benefits me to whip out the “but I’m just a baby 🥺”
Ahem.
I can see you even when you don’t know I’m looking.
There’s a lot more baby going on than you know.
Talking, teasing, manipulating, debating, and delighting
no u don’t understand, I am only a baby when it suits and benefits me to whip out the “but I’m just a baby 🥺”
Ahem.
I can see you even when you don’t know I’m looking.
There’s a lot more baby going on than you know.
What is your fav way to serve your Daddy?
oh.. hm. MY fav? i haven’t really thought abt that
i like making Him laugh 🙇♀️ i like making His day a lil better when i can. i like when i can help to improve His happiness, state of mind, general well-being.
we want Him happy and healthy and if that’s accomplished then i’m pleased as punch
seeing a pattern and rubbing my two brain cells together, i cannot help but notice that the rules of ‘snitches get stitches’ only apply to me – in stark contrast to when anyone snitches on me and they get rewarded 🥺🤨
Just be glad that I’m so understanding of your perverse inclinations, and forgive you for loving sandwiches more than me.
Salami skank.
My targeted ads lately have included a human-sized dog bed and a game called ‘Legend of Slime’ – which feels very fitting 🤠
I would just like to say that I’ve still been getting targeted ads for human dog beds, and- they look *so* comfy ?!?!
Doesn’t look like it would take up any more room than your existing bed, and let’s face it… you don’t belong on the furniture.
Beat me until the air leaves my lungs, and I can do nothing more than gasp out your name like a broken prayer. And in return, I will kiss your hand and thank you for each & every lashing
Well, since you asked nicely…
every time I reallllllly need to go to the bathroom and I’m just… able to, freely, without waiting or holding? Every time, I think “gee I’m so glad I’m not Puddles” 🤭
I’m sure you’ll find any number of circumstances in life where things are considerably easier due to you being not-Puddles.