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Category: Conversations
Talking, teasing, manipulating, debating, and delighting
Don’t hold your pee, it is very dangerous you literally could get very sick
Scenes From The Stupid Corner
Me: “It was literally two people your parents’ age, discussing you like a foundling.”
Her: “I wanna be your foundling.”
Her: “Wait, what’s a foundling?”
This about sums things up.
Hahahahaha
(what is a foundling tho??)
It’s a dumb baby that has nowhere to go and nothing to be, until some nice people take it in and raise it as their own.
hiya its the birthday girl! 🎀🛍💘
Happy birthday, Bratty! I feel privileged to have had all these wonderful years to watch you slowly age.
enjoy it! next yr i’ll just be a decomposed pile of crumbled bone & a pink hair bow
Nah… you owe me a dinner, and I have no interest in eating weird British food next to a no-doubt-impatient box of Bratty bits. I’m afraid you’ll just have to keep your bones moist and skin attached for another stupid year, granny.
Sorry, I don’t make the rules. Except the ones I do.
hey mister .. ur not in2 .. dolcett are u? *glazes skin w/ a turkey baster*
And this, ladies, is how you out-perv the perv.
Clever girl.
hiya its the birthday girl! 🎀🛍💘
Happy birthday, Bratty! I feel privileged to have had all these wonderful years to watch you slowly age.
enjoy it! next yr i’ll just be a decomposed pile of crumbled bone & a pink hair bow
Nah… you owe me a dinner, and I have no interest in eating weird British food next to a no-doubt-impatient box of Bratty bits. I’m afraid you’ll just have to keep your bones moist and skin attached for another stupid year, granny.
Sorry, I don’t make the rules. Except the ones I do.
hiya its the birthday girl! 🎀🛍💘
Happy birthday, Bratty! I feel privileged to have had all these wonderful years to watch you slowly age.
You can lust from across a room, you can love across oceans, but you can’t properly adore someone if you’re not at his feet.
her: FYI, my mouth is also small.
me: Everything about you is small. (But of varying density.)
She’s a cutie.
omg 😍😍
I want someone to make me take a picture of myself in the exact same position, put them side by side, and point out every way she looks better than me. I’d almost definitely start crying before anything was even said 😔
So what you’re saying here is that you have a kink for very long lists.
I’m the walking, talking embodiment of “he’s only mean to you because he likes you.”
Like a 1970s mom’s bad advice, come to life.
ur never mean 2 me!
Why would I be mean to a sickly, squeaky little weirdo like you?