Is butt sweat your kink?
No, but I know art when I see it.
Category: Conversations
Talking, teasing, manipulating, debating, and delighting
Haha oh my god @bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls actually noticed me and has liked some of my content ☺😌
When I come skulking around…
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Omg you’re a super nice man (ermmmmm sorry jk he’s a monster of course) and you have one of the best minds ever! Your stories are my favorite and your blog is so unique and perfect and it always makes me shiver and drip and I love it! 10/10 would live in your basement as a prisoner sex dolly!
Basement? What a waste of a girafficorn!
No, I’d much rather take you out in public, introduce you to people as my new European step-daughter who no-speak-English-good, and then sit around casually insulting you in front of them. When they offer resistance, I’ll assure them you have no idea what I’m saying, and I’m just fooling around. Then, because most people are bad people if you talk to them just right, they’ll laugh and let me keep going. Before it’s over, they’ll join in. It’ll make you sad for humanity, but a mess between your legs… so, you know, the usual.
Just don’t break character, okay? ‘Cause then we’ll have to go outside, where we can explore breaking things together.
I almost forgot about this 🤤🤤🤤🤤
I haven’t forgotten.
“You’re so scary and gentle,” she said.
“That’s what I’m going for,” I replied.
Q&A time:
What’s the first “kinky” thing you ever did?
(Note: I only want to hear about it if you were at least 18 years old & it was wholly consensual.)
I imagine you can mine sweetness from the saltiest source.
Buffy’s mom.
So what is the deal with her? She has seen vampires several times. Seen her daughter fight them. Still has no idea. I don’t get it.
Selective memory maybe? Or forgetful writers
I feel like as a kid this would have not bothered me. But as a mom I’m like, “How can she be so vapid”. I think I hate the idiot parent trope
It isn’t just Joyce… the Hellmouth does something mystical to the people of Sunnydale, and they tend to forget the supernatural shit they see, especially if they’re not exposed to it on a daily basis.
i havent slept in 48 hrs & i wanna know which arrested development character u think of urself as
Without question, I’m mostly a Michael. Like, at least 80%. You have no fucking idea how much I identify with Michael Bluth.
To make up the other 20%, you’d need to stir in GOB’s unearned self-regard, George Sr.’s sexual fixations (“Daddy horny”), and that one super-awkward part of George Michael (Les Cousins Dangereux).
I hope to god there isn’t a trace of Buster in me, but I don’t think I’d mind being a Lucille. (Or a loose seal, for that matter.) Just as long as I don’t end up with ANUSTART, I’m content.
Coconut oil is the best butt lube
It makes my ass taste like cookies
I feel both informed and hungry.
Have you ever had your ass fisted?
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I have not. I don’t even think I’ve been fully fisted in the front area, to be honest with you, but not for lack of trying.
I gotta find a lady domme with little soft hands or something.
“Okay, this shit is happening tonight. You’re taking a fist. We’ve got lots of lube, and this lovely lady is Miistress Tamara… she has the tiny, flexible hands of a raccoon, and the general temperament of a raccoon who gets paid to stick its hands in people.
“If that doesn’t work, I’ve got a backup. This is Sven, a Norwegian firefighter who has his own hydraulic Jaws of Life rig.
“The night is all about you, baby.”