I always get a little too excited when I see that @bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls liked some of my posts.
One can only imagine what will happen when he reblogs you.
Talking, teasing, manipulating, debating, and delighting
I always get a little too excited when I see that @bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls liked some of my posts.
One can only imagine what will happen when he reblogs you.
LOL
I’m impressed. I can’t even teach my dog to fetch, but someone taught a douche to type.
it’s generally set up and agreed on and limits are shared, then idk, they try to make it as surprising as possible i guess lol
Surprise is overrated. It’s fun, and a good way to trigger a sexy little panic, but the thrill doesn’t outlive the moment.
Suspense, on the other hand… now that’s where it’s at, baby. The gnawing dread of an all-too-certain future can eat at a girl indefinitely, with very little manual upkeep required.
But then, I’m mean and lazy.
lies
If a man is talking to a woman, he’s probably lying about something. The art of being a woman is figuring out which lies you most like to hear.
With that said, it really is a nice ass.
My head is an over sexualised horror movie.
Nonsense.
You can’t over-sexualize a horror movie.
Seriously though, votes: is the gape gif hot or gross? I’m not sure what I think 😕
Damn it, why does every GIF of a girl prying open her butthole until it blooms have to be “hot” or “gross”? Why can’t it just be informative?
I’m sorry, but I reject the unrealistic expectations that society has placed on your pooper!
Huh
I would like a business to exist where I keep fertile women chained in my basement and sell their eggs to finance my artistic endeavors, until their ovaries finally die and their bodies are left as barren as their stunted little souls.
I would also like a business to exist where I carelessly use and degrade empty-eyed twentysomethings in my spare time, but I’m lost somewhere between underpants and profit on that one.
Me: You’re doing it at my behest. And don’t make me rehest you.
Her: [pained frown]
I want to burn you to the ground and live in your ashes.
Careful not to burn yourself in the process..fire spreads quickly.
Good point. One must always remember to piss on the embers.