Talking, teasing, manipulating, debating, and delighting
When people have conversations on your personal pictures & every cringey comment they make shows up in your activity feed😐
Posting cringey comments on a pretty girl’s selfie is wholly unnecessary.
If you’re the right kind of man, simply clicking “like” will say everything that needs saying.
I wish guys dicks vibrated and it wasn’t just a dildo thing
So basically, Parkinson’s Penis.
i just tasted my own piss. It wasn’t that bad.
The next time someone asks me what Tumblr is all about, I’m showing them this post.
I’m most likely going to be deleting my tumblr, but I know for sure that I’m not posting anymore pictures ever again. You guys can thank psychotic stalkers for that.
Men: ensuring we can’t have nice things since the dawn of civilization.
Fucking assholes.
A million cold cash or you never see your little angel again
Eh. Easy enough to make a new one.
sillysexystupid-deactivated2020:
That’s kind of a really creepy thing to say ._.
Nah, it’s just a little creepy. But I can fix it.
You’re beautiful and I’ll love you forever. As long as you never change; never bloat, never sag, never wrinkle, never flake, never stubble, never gray, never stoop, never sicken, never weaken, and never, ever dull. Photographs of your pretty, faceless body are all I need to know that you’re everything I’ll ever require from a woman; it’s perfect, the way I don’t have to look in your eyes and see your disappointment. It should always be this way between us, with you only speaking when you have something sexual to say, and always posed provocatively when I take the time to look at you. Of course, if I were a teenaged girl, I’d be writing weird, sexually disturbing fanfic about One Direction right now, but since I’m a guy on the internet, I’m here making you vaguely uncomfortable instead. This is the story we’ll tell our grandkids about, I just know it!
See, it was just missing a few details.
use-me-abuse-me-deactivated2016:
If you don’t like how I handle stupid questions then go ahead and unfollow. This blog is for me, not for you.
I love how Tumblr gives me an opportunity to observe the casual dickery of the modern male in such abundance and detail. It’s educational, and occasionally, kind of impressive.
I mean, Uppity McDicksquiggle up there found a way to take a classic asshole sentiment –“c’mon, how about a smile?”– and expand it into dozens of words worth of mansplaining, entitlement, condescension, and hurt feewings. That’s some solid, craftsman-level douchebaggery, in my opinion, and it’s hard not to admire the years of work that have gone into honing such skill.
It’s an amazing time to be alive!
Horny girls rimming assholes live on free adult webcams
This looks unnecessarily awkward.
Yeah. Getting rimmed might be nice, but the thrill of making her feel like a low-end bidet isn’t enough to compensate for the damage to my own dignity.
One of the key differences between me and the girls I like is that there are some things I won’t do to get off.
I’m not sure what this is regarding, but here’s my view on the whole ‘break her down before I build her up again’ phenomenon:
1) It was created by men who lack the finesse to inspire submission. (You might recognize them by their ‘Take it, slut!’ snarl.)
2) Most (self-proclaimed) dominant men who tout this practice do not, in my opinion, have the education, experience, and/or skill set to safely take another person through the drive-thru of an Arby’s much less the murky depths of the human psyche.
In fairness, is it technically possible for anyone to safely go through an Arby’s drive-thru? Between the permanent cloud of aerosolized beef grease and the thin, omnipresent layer of Horsey Sauce on every surface, it’s like an obstacle course for the human immune system.
Yesterday, someone said to me “don’t be nice, it doesn’t suit you.”
I’ve always suspected something like that.
