Talking, teasing, manipulating, debating, and delighting
I can never decide if it’s infuriating or sweet that I’m seen as a baby and relentlessly reminded that I’m only this many
Look, as an adult, you’re mediocre at best.
But for a macrocephalitic baby, you’re kind of an overachiever.
Learn to take the win.
things I want controlled: food and calories, hair, makeup, exercise, bedtimes, clothes, social life, money, speech, orgasms, eye contact,
things I don’t want controlled:
By now, I think I’ve made decisions about all of those… except maybe makeup.
And —ironically enough— bedtimes.
Cobbler’s kids ain’t got no shoes.
Where does your username come from?
A combination of
and a little bit of
Plus, I’m sure @cocksucker was already taken.
I wonder how deep in your ass I’d need to go before you bit through that thing?
Blossom, this morning: “These two remind me of you and Pinky!”
Me: “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
Is desperation cute or pathetic I can’t tell
Pathetic things are cute to the right sort of man.
And by the way… hi, cutie!
I wish guys dicks vibrated and it wasn’t just a dildo thing
So basically, Parkinson’s Penis.
Cute date idea: we lie on the bed together and I hand feed you macarons
Why have I never had this 🥲🥲
You know damned well why.
Must I recount the reasons?
Should I start at the floor and work my way up?
No hurry, we’ll wait.
Are those rhetorical questions or….. 😶 cuz they don’t feel rhetorical to me
You’d better hope they were rhetorical, ‘cause I don’t see an answer.
I was too scared of what your list would say 😭
As you should be. You’d be crying before I made it past the sole of your shoes.
But you do have nice hair, so at least it would end on a bright note.
Cute date idea: we lie on the bed together and I hand feed you macarons
Why have I never had this 🥲🥲
You know damned well why.
Must I recount the reasons?
Should I start at the floor and work my way up?
No hurry, we’ll wait.
Are those rhetorical questions or….. 😶 cuz they don’t feel rhetorical to me
You’d better hope they were rhetorical, ‘cause I don’t see an answer.
