The Daily Dad — Dec 23, 2024

RIP, you batshit-crazy bastard

The Daily Dad — Dec 13, 2024

The most interesting thing about Arrh-Arrh’s work is that he hypothesizes that all human behavior —good or bad— is inevitably corrupted by circumstance. EXAMPLE: Ned is both the best man in Westeros, and the guy who personally, stubbornly started a war.
If they can get McGinley to come back, maybe I’ll watch. Maybe.
She’s cute, I’ll give her that.
So many jokes in the ZAZ films —especially Top Secret— are entirely visual and receive no comment in the script. I wonder how they play to blind audiences?

The Daily Dad — Dec 12, 2024

The Daily Dad — Nov 22, 2024

I still think the movie should have been called The Good, The Bad, and Eli Wallach Needs A Bath
ba-WOOSH!
  • Flush Toilet Finder | jRustonApps
    ❝ Flush Toilet Finder is the quickest, simplest way of finding a public bathroom or restroom.
    💬 Fuck Yelp… this is the hyper-local, user-generated recommendation database we need. We all need a personal George Costanza, directing us to the best toilet in our cities.
  • Trust in scientists hasn’t recovered from COVID. Some humility could help.
    ❝ Intellectual humility could win back much-needed trust in science…
  • Max tries its hand at procedural in first teaser for medical drama The Pitt
    ❝ Max tries its hand at procedural in first teaser for medical drama The Pitt
    💬 Such is my sentimental love for the first half of ER’s run that I will absolutely give this show a chance. And even if it starts off weak, the show’s structural conceit —all 15 episodes are set during a single hospital shift— is novel enough to keep me hanging around for a bit beyond the pilot.
  • Former comedian Russell Brand ended up selling “magical amulets” for “EMF protection”
    ❝ I’ve watched with fascination and disgust as Russell Brand has transformed over the years from actor, to spiritual guru and conspirituality grifter (which includes hawking cryptocurrency), to—immediately following rape allegations—right-wing Jesus loving Christian MAGA darling…
    💬 The frustrating thing about Brand is that he’s legitimately talented and smart. Most MAGA figures are knuckle-dragging know- and do-nothings, but Russell can produce everything from the filthiest comedy to melodious recitations of Shakespeare without batting an eye. Which almost makes his turn worse, because it’s so clearly cynical and defensive… he’s hiding among the dipshits and morons to protect himself from the repercussions of a couple decades of substance-addled sex-addiction. And it’s working.
  • DNA shows Pompeii’s dead aren’t who we thought they were
    ❝ Integrating genetic data with historic and archaeological data can enrich or correct popular narratives.
We wouldn’t want anyone thinking she’s sexy, now would we?
  • Sexual Scene At Sabrina Carpenter’s Show Stirs Debates
    ❝ “She has such a young fan base and to traumatize them like that is so sad.”
    💬 Screw every single one of these haters in the orifice of their choice. I’m hardly a fan of Carpenter’s music, but get over yourselves, you entitled, whining little bitchlets… all the pop and rock music ever made had —and always will have— a young fan base, and who gives a flying, flipping, fantastical fuck? Tipper Gore would love you neo-Puritanical freaks, and that ain’t a compliment.
  • What you actually got from those comic book ads
    ❝ X-Ray Specs? Amazing fighting techniques? Magic tricks? A monkey? These videos show off what actually arrived when you ordered something from a comic ad.
    💬 As a former kid who spent untold hours staring with wide-eyed curiosity at those ads, I appreciate that someone finally answered all of my unspoken questions.
  • Tripping on magic mushrooms to treat anorexia nervosa
    ❝ In another promising study on the medical use of psilocybin, the hallucinogen in magic mushrooms, researchers have shown that psychedelic therapy can help with treatment-resistant eating disorders.
  • Site collects “Title Drops”—when someone says the name of the film, in the film
    ❝ The analysis plowed through 73,921 movies released in the last 80 years. Scouring the data for matches was not as easy as you might assume.
  • Want to make a website look like Windows 98? You’ll be needing 98.css
    ❝ If you would like to make a website look and feel exactly like Microsoft Windows 98—and whyever not?—you could do far worse than to use Jordan Scales’ 98.css. It’s not…
  • 23 Wild Porn Sex Acts That Don’t Work
    ❝ “Stopping and changing positions every three minutes is a good experience.”
    💬 Porn is indeed a bad example of good sex. But the people crying the loudest about porn being a bad example are the kind of people no one would ever want to have sex with. Unclutch your pearls, you tedious vanilla dumbasses.

The Daily Dad — Nov 19, 2024

  • REVIEW: The Moon and Serpent Bumper Book of Magic by Alan Moore & Co.
    ❝ The relationship between the world and our consciousness, between the mind and our bodies, has been speculated about since the dawn of consciousness itself and the beginnings of a philosophy that could problematize that relationship. It’s a tricky thing to thread the needle between the world and the world of the mind without getting lost in how exactly one necessitates the other. However, it is exactly these issues that Alan Moore, Steve Moore and their gallery of artistic collaborators are attempting to work through
    💬 I’ll definitely be getting this, in one format or another. I don’t share Moore’s political perspective, and I’m not even close to being all-in on his overall view of magic. But on a certain fundamental level —the connection between art, language, and mysticism— I find him highly persuasive.
  • The True Story of “Kid Nation,” the Wildest Reality TV Show Ever Made – Esquire
    ❝ 40 KIDS, NO PARENTS, A GHOST TOWN. WHAT COULD GO WRONG? The weird true story of Kid Nation, the Bush-era reality-TV experiment that dropped a bunch of children in the desert—then let the cameras roll. Years later, all of a sudden, the Internet got obsessed. THE WHEELS ON the bus went round and round and round and round, driving in circles though the desert outside Santa Fe. It was April 1, 2007…
    💬 Wait. People are just now remembering that Kid Nation was a thing? It was simply a mildly diverting reality TV experiment, not some shocking event lost to time. We’re not talking about an artifact from 1807 here… it was 17 years ago, not pre-history.
  • ‘Croissant’ App for Cross-Posting on Threads, Bluesky, and Mastodon Coming to Mac and iPad
    ❝ Over the past few weeks, millions of people have signed up for Threads and Bluesky. With those platforms and Mastodon, there are now three prominent…
  • Missouri teacher arrested for having sex with students in her home and car
    ❝ A Missouri substitute teacher was arrested on Tuesday for having sex with students at her home and in her car. Carissa Smith faces 19 charges after she allegedly paid some…
  • If you can’t trust the voice of David Attenborough, what can you trust?
    ❝ The world’s best-loved naturalist has had his voice cloned – and misused – by AI. Soon, we won’t believe anything we hear unless we are in the same room as the speaker, writes Zoe Williams
    💬 Depressingly, this isn’t one of those “what if?” things… it’s coming, it’s going to happen, and there will be no true positive outcomes. Best case scenario, all the theoretical benefits of AI dramatically outweigh the damage done by generative pseudo-intelligences.
More info, less activism
  • Scientific American editor-in-chief out after posting anti-MAGA rant
    ❝ The next editor-in-chief of Scientific American would be well-advised to make sure their criticisms of MAGA supporters aren’t too spicy
    💬 Firing her was for the best. Unless someone is planning to put 40% of the population into reeducation camps, then engaging with them is the only way to right the ship of rationality on the rough seas of modern life. Like it or not, we’re stuck with these backward, blinkered fucks for a generation or three, and we can only save Us by first saving Them. As much as I sympathize with the urge to smack ‘em, we don’t need the editor of our respected publications driving them deeper into the cocoon of their own toxic stupidity. It’s time for the grown-ups to take charge.
  • Why Pharrell Williams’ Lego biopic doesn’t reference Blurred Lines
    ❝ Williams was fined $5m in a plagiarism lawsuit, but a film about his life doesn’t touch on the issue.
  • Sophie Turner in Talks to Play Lara Croft in ‘Tomb Raider’ Series
    ❝ Sophie Turner is in talks to play video game character Lara Croft in a new live-action ‘Tomb Raider’ series from Phoebe Waller-Bridge at Amazon MGM.
    💬 I didn’t like Angelina’s version, so Sophie’s couldn’t possibly be worse. And I will give Phoebe Waller-Bridge all the chances she needs to make it work.
  • In Memoriam: Thomas E. Kurtz, 1928–2024
    ❝ CHM remembers the remarkable career and contributions of 2023 Fellow Thomas E. Kurtz, who passed away on November 12, 2024.
    💬 He was the co-creator of the BASIC programming language, one of the single most influential things to ever enter my life.
  • FYI: People Don’t Like When You Abbreviate Texts
    ❝ It’s bc they indicate lack of effort.
    💬 Duh.
A publication that I never read past the headline buys a publication that isn’t worth reading at all
I’ve always hated the Dual Shock and its descendants, so I’ve been an Xbox Man all along

The Daily Dad — Nov 13, 2024

A perfect font, and perfectly crafted
I’m an Ultra Strong man, myself

The Daily Dad — Nov 5, 2024

Quincy Jones, RIP
Max Caulfield: World’s Worst Lesbian Detective
Teri Garr & Gene Wilder in Young Frankenstein

The Daily Dad — Oct 25, 2024

She go Russia, Brandon!
I really, really wish I’d been able to enjoy this. I loved the book, but the show turned me off from the first ep
The ST Book, a device I dreamed of owning

The Daily Dad — Oct 24, 2024

  • This new graphic adaptation of DRACULA is absolutely gorgeous
    ❝ JH Williams III is a comic book artist renowned for his elaborate layouts and luscious paints on works such as Batwoman, Promothea, and The Sandman: Overture.
    💬 Williams is one of my favorite living, active artists. He can do everything from Perez-ish cartoon-realism to Sienkiewicz-like otherworldly distortions.
  • Argentina Police Raid Buenos Aires Hotel Where Liam Payne Died
    ❝ Police in Argentina are moving full steam ahead in the Liam Payne death investigation … raiding the hotel where the former One Direction singer plunged to his death.
  • Tim Pool backs off podcasting to focus on non-existent family
    ❝ Professional beanie wearer Tim Pool was revealed to have been a useful idiot for a Russian influence campaign, and must now influence himself
    💬 The truly depressing thing about all of this is that morons like Pool are getting rich precisely because they are usefully stupid, and speak to an audience of similarly convenient dullards.
  • Dropped iPhone leads to Australian woman being stuck upside down between boulders for hours
    ❝ What started as a hike in the New South Wales Hunter Valley led to a woman becoming wedged upside down between boulders for seven hours, after she tried to retrieve a dropped iPhone.
  • Stuffies & Lovies That Have Been Loved Too Much
    ❝ Too Much Love is a project from Katja Kemnitz in which she photographs the beloved dolls & stuffed animals of young children
    💬 Y’all should see what grown-up girls do to their childhood stuffies… some of them are well past “stuffed animals” and well into the realm of sexy biohazards.
His pitch was ridiculous looking, and thus awesome
Fuck you, Donnie boy

The Daily Dad — Oct 15, 2024

This is what passed for “social media” thirty years ago
  • Ward Christensen, BBS inventor and architect of our online age, dies at age 78
    ❝ Christensen kick-started online culture by inspiring thousands of hobbyist communities.
    💬 I only spent, I dunno… three years?… on bulletin board systems before I moved on to the more expensive —but also more rewarding— experiences on services like Compuserve. The free exchange of demos and music and photos and —usually pirated— apps over a landline was an amazing thing, but when I stop to think about it, I didn’t do much actual interacting on BBSs. I waited in line —the average BBS had no more than one or two phone lines attached, so you had to queue up and keep trying to connect— so I could download my goodies and then wander away… I didn’t talk to anyone while I was there.
  • Apple Unveils New iPad Mini With A17 Pro Chip and Apple Intelligence – MacRumors
    ❝ Apple today announced a significant upgrade to the iPad mini, now featuring an A17 Pro chip and support for the company’s new Apple Intelligence…
    💬 The iPad mini remains one of those products that I would own if I had infinite resources, but for which I have no ongoing, meaningful use. It would be awesome to have an iPad small enough to slip into a shoulder bag on the way out the door, but a Pro Max phone is big enough 90% of the time, and I already have it with me.
  • The Internet Archive’s Wayback Machine is back up after hack
    ❝ The Internet Archive suffered both a data breach and a DDoS attack
  • ‘I, Robot’ Director Says Elon Musk and Tesla Ripped Off His Movie
    ❝ ‘I, Robot’ director Alex Proyas accused Elon Musk and Tesla of copying his designs for the film for the company’s recently unveiled prototypes.
    💬 Does it actually surprise anyone that the world’s richest dumbfuck would prey on someone else’s visual designs to bolster his meager imagination?
  • ‘Taste the Revolution’ Trailer: Mahershala Ali’s Lost Film Debut
    ❝ Mahershala Ali led 2001 mockumentary film ‘Taste the Revolution’ which was never released after the events of 9/11.
  • Check Your Mac’s Battery Cycle Count – MacRumors
    ❝ A key indicator of your MacBook’s battery health is its cycle count. Keep reading to learn what it means and how you can check it for yourself.