Tumblr says: “your 2022 is based on the number one song on your 22nd birthday”
I Google.
Oh fuck no.
Thank God it wasn’t Michael Bolton, but still… fuck no.
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Tumblr says: “your 2022 is based on the number one song on your 22nd birthday”
I Google.
Oh fuck no.
Thank God it wasn’t Michael Bolton, but still… fuck no.
This is both one of my favorite Paul Simon songs, and the last time Chevy Chase was funny.
So I don’t use Spotify, and thus don’t have any handy Wrapped images to post. (Dear Apple Music: the annual Replay playlists are fine, but you really need to work on a social-sharing component for them.) With that said, I can basically tell you what I listened to this year.
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Growing up, The Beatles were annoying.
Y’all will never know what it’s like for your parents’ generation to have a complete stranglehold on pop culture… the Boomers utterly dominated society for decades, and by God, they were gonna make us listen to their shit whether we wanted to or not. Half the movies and music of the ‘80s were dedicated to them looking back at their childhoods, or regurgitating their glory. Our affection for hair-metal was mostly just a way of pissing them off.
But as I got older, I softened. I embraced The Who, Pink Floyd, and The Stones, and I bought George Harrison and Paul McCartney CDs. (Cloud Nine and Flowers in the Dirt, for the record.) But I continued to reject both The Beach Boys and The Beatles, because goddammit, people wouldn’t stop telling me how perfect Pet Sounds and Abbey Road were.
It wasn’t until my late 30s that I began to appreciate The Beatles. (I still haven’t come around to the Beach Boys.) But even if I hadn’t finally surrendered on my own, I think Peter Jackson’s Get Back would have convinced me.
I mean… holy hell! First, the magic that Jackson and his team produced in sharpening up all that 16mm film footage from 1969 and turning muddy, cross-talking audio tracks into clear-as-a-bell conversations is nothing short of amazing. And the fact that he was able to extract a narrative from it is just as impressive.
But like most people watching the show, I’m mostly stunned at just how much I like those four little shits. For a group of boys who were bigger than Jesus, they come off as shockingly pleasant, compulsively polite individuals who just couldn’t figure out how to get along. These are four guys I’d have liked to hang out with… they’re goofy and funny and thoughtful.
And in those moments —already becoming rare by 1969— when Paul and John fully engaged their mind-meld… wow. It’s like watching twins finish one another’s sentences, in musical form.
Not every second of those three very long episodes is fascinating… Jackson doesn’t flinch from showing us the agonizing (and sometimes tedious) birth process behind pop music’s most famous collection of songs. But that’s part of the experience, I think. You have to sit there —like Yoko and Linda— and watch it happen, even the boring bits. Because the boring bits are part of it.
Speaking of Yoko… as with the boys themselves, Jackson has done her memory a huge favor. Yes, she’s weird and occasionally off-putting, but it becomes obvious pretty quickly that she’s only involved because John needs her there as a security blanket. If he weren’t so threatened by Paul’s ascendancy, and was more confident in providing leadership himself, she’d have been off doing something that actually interested her rather than knitting and occasionally, playfully screeching into a mic.
(It’s impossible not to notice that Linda’s daughter is far more intrusive in one day than Yoko was over the course of weeks.)
All of which means that Get Back is my favorite Peter Jackson work since The Frighteners, and I guess I kind of love The Beatles now. Didn’t see either of those coming.
I know he was just Hannah Horvath’s dad to most of you, but when I was a little kid, he was Tom Hanks’ horny, cross-dressing partner-in-retrospectively-creepy-crime on Bosom Buddies, and Julia Duffy’s nerdy husband on Newhart. He was never going to be a movie star like Hanks —Peter looked and acted a bit like the mutant offspring of Rick Moranis and David Hyde Pierce— but he had solid taste in projects, and remained relevant well into the 21st century.
Also, fuck cancer.
Peter Scolari, ‘Bosom Buddies’ and ‘Girls’ Actor, Dead at 66
(NOTE: You can tell Billy Joel was in dire financial straits in 1980, ’cause otherwise they would have never gotten the rights to use My Life as a theme song.)
In the end, the kindest thing the suits could do for everyone involved was cancel Y: The Last Man. If nothing else, it saves me from wasting my time watching it.
I knew it was in trouble when set leaks and press material made it clear the producers and writers felt they needed to de-center Yorick’s privileged, white, cishet POV… despite the fact that Yorick’s POV is literally the story. There’s nothing there but the name if you make it about anything else… if you don’t love/loathe the little dickhead, it’s just a pointless exercise.
But in fairness to those producers and writers, they were in an even worse position than Weiss & Benioff & The Show Which Shall Not Be Named… unlike R.R., Vaughn & Guerra actually finished YTLM, and the ending is a ridiculous shitshow of pointless, emotionally hollow nonsense, meaning it was a narrative freight train headed for the edge of a cliff. The series would have been better off tossing out everything but the conceptual kernel, and calling it The Adventures of Agent 355 and Some White Kid She Met… I might have watched that.
Oh well. I hope Bryan Vaughn wasn’t counting on having his own Kirkman-style empire, and I hope Pia Guerra got enough from the initial deal to at least take a nice vacation.
This will likely be terrible, but I will watch it anyway, because Kurtwood Smith is a delight, and Debra Jo Rupp is —along with Wayne Knight—a vital part of the connective tissue of ‘90s pop culture.
It took me four years, but I finally finished The Return. And then immediately realized I should have re-watched Fire Walk With Me first. So I did, and instantly knew I needed to watch the first two seasons again. And now that I’ve done that, I need to watch The Return again, because I can suddenly see all the details I missed. At this point, I’m stuck in a bit of an out-of-order narrative loop, which I believe David Lynch would fully appreciate.
Why’d it take four years to watch a show I’d waited 25 years to see? Probably the same reason I still haven’t watched season 3 of Noah Hawley’s Legion, my favorite show of the last ten years. Once it’s done, it’s done… there will be no more, possibility will have become reality, and a thing I love will finally be over. I hate endings.
But as endings go, I am in awe of The Return. First, it is quite simply the most beautiful 18 episodes of television ever produced… the OG show could be good looking now and then —even striking, particularly for its time— but nothing compared to what Lynch produced in 2017. Case in point: I’m unlikely to ever again see something on TV as eye-popping, disturbing, or hypnotic as “Part 8”.
Second, after a lifetime of incredible, Lynch-supplied opportunities —from the grotesque, doomed majesty of Dune, to Blue Velvet, to the original Twin Peaks— Kyle MacLachlan managed to turn what is likely the last of their major collaborations into something special. Granted, Black Lodge Cooper, Dougie, and BOB aren’t much like the hyper-verbal, Sherlockian special agent we all loved in 1990, but each is a distinct character who interacts with his world in strikingly different, broken ways, and each is never less than fascinating to watch.
Is it all perfect? Of course not… it can’t be, because Lynch makes art for himself first, and no vision so personal and strange could ever be ideal for anyone else. I wanted more Audrey, even though I knew her place in the story precluded it. I wanted more Ben & Jerry Horne, even though they could never be more than brief comic relief in a world inhabited by, well, this…
I wanted lots of things, but I got what I was given, and am grateful for it. Those 18 episodes can be dissected and reinterpreted for years to come, and anything that might have fallen by the wayside was probably best left there.