Category: Questions & Answers

Are you interested in females who arent women?

(submitted by: Anonymous)

Well, that’s complicated. I mean, are we talking about a hairy little gremlin that’s Brolingual, eats like a feral dog with body issues, and seems only intermittently aware that there’s a vagina down there?

Hey, I’ve already got one of those!

With that said, I suppose I wouldn’t instantly dismiss a transboy, but it’d be a dicey proposition. His masculine energy would likely turn me off, and as I routinely do with cischicks, I’d ultimately spend lots of time encouraging his femininity, in ways that would undermine what was likely a lifetime of work.

Then again, if you don’t want your identity to end up looking like the cross-section of an ant mound, I’m not a safe bet in general.

I love your blog. Ive never been to any of your streams because im not sure i could handle it. Something about me is i tend to fall hard and fast, more often than not for men who don’t give a fuck and don’t feel the same.

I see all these girls who’ve let themselves fall at your feet and i wanna be like them…i dont…i do….i dont know.

I want you but i want you to want me and i know that wont happen.

(submitted by: Anonymous)

Thank you, sweet person!

It should be noted that being “like them” isn’t a prerequisite for joining the stream… if you just want to unobtrusively fangirl, you’re quite welcome. We’re just trying to have fun, so take a seat in one of the back pews and enjoy the show.

But beyond that…? First, pause to consider that there’s a big gulf between “don’t give a fuck” and “don’t feel the same”. A man’s failure to meet your expectations doesn’t mean he doesn’t care… don’t confuse a dick with a disappointment, even when they look similar.

Second —and more importantly— you need to grasp that a desire for me to “feel the same” isn’t merely hoping for a thing that won’t happen… it betrays a fundamental misunderstanding of what I am, and what this is. And perhaps what you are.

I adore my dog and I’d lose my mind if someone hurt him, but I’m the hub at the center of his world… I don’t feel about him the way he feels about me. An orca and a remora can have a mutually-beneficial relationship, but it will never be symmetrical. You can worship the sun for the warmth and energy it provides, but those provisions are artifacts of its existence, not gifts bestowed. We are simply not the same.

To be clear, there’s nothing wrong with wanting to be wanted; as with anything that makes you happy, I hope you find it. But you’ll know you’re ready for me the day you realize that what you want more than anything else is a purpose. The day you realize I’m not a dispenser of attention, but your reason for being.

That’s when you’ll say “I do.”

If you happen to bc mutuals with a girl and tumblr nukes them could they message you in the case of a remake for a possible mutualship(?) again? Very much fine if not, I know you have lots of much prettier girls and girls who have more to offer to follow and grab your attention, especially since theyre ones who havent just mainly lurked going on 7? years just a little query due to tumblr nuking lots of accounts currently

(submitted by: Anonymous)

If we’re already mutuals, then of course you can let me know. I mean, it’s been seven years, so maybe you’ve changed dramatically… but if so, I’m assuming I would have unfollowed already.

Plus, I mean, c’mon… you’re still here. How much have you really changed? 😏

idk what youve done in my head again, but its like im 19 again avoiding college essays obsessing over your account again but no college essays to avoid just life stress now

(submitted by: Anonymous)

One of the strangest things about having a ten year old blog is that some of you have spent your entire young adulthood with me. I’ve been there, at every milestone.

You were scrolling through my archive under the covers in your childhood bedroom the summer before college, you were hiding me —and your noises— from your roommate in your dorm room, you came home to me when your dates didn’t work out, you spent a long, sweaty weekend rubbing yourself to me when your first Serious Boy cheated, you tried to imagine talking to me after you graduated and didn’t know what to do next, you escaped into me during your parents’ surprise divorce, you instinctively compared your new fiancé to me and cried a little over all the things he’d never be, you started rubbing in the bathroom with the light off after he went to sleep but it was okay because I didn’t know you existed, and someday you’ll stand next to the toilet looking at a positive test and realize that there was a different life within reach but you were never brave enough to grab it.

I wonder where you’ll end up after that? Hard to say.

But I know where you’ll be when you’re alone in the dark.

That was my ask you answered and it wasn’t even really that personal or intimate but my heart is pounding and my breath is kinda shaky.

Thank you for seeing me even just for a second

(submitted by: Anonymous)

You’re welcome, cunt!

What do you do with unanswered asks? Do you delete them? Let them sit in your inbox? Jerk off to some of them and keep them for your eyes only?

Um.

• I don’t do anything with them. They just sit there. I delete the occasional duplicate or troll-ask… but my inbox stretches from 2014 to 2024.

• I occasionally get bored and scroll back to answer old stuff… I responded to some asks from 2019 in 2023. And I answered something from 2014 in 2020, I think.
• I do hold on to handful of them for sentimental reasons… for example, there’s a couple asks that Glowbug sent in 2016, before she finally caught my attention. We didn’t have DMs on Tumblr back in the day, so there’s some private communication buried in there.
• I’ve received a few submissions that were very pretty —waving at reapkink, wherever she is today— but nothing that ever inspired me to jerk off. One-off interactions don’t excite me that way.

when you reblog videos that have the slim waist filter/etc. do you do it on purpose or do you not notice they’re edited? im sorry i need to ask because you’re old and stuff 😭😭

Not notice.

But not ‘cause I’m old. (Even though I am.) I’ve just always had poor eyesight, and thus miss details. When you said something, I looked and saw a video where the girl’s elbows deformed when they were near her waist… it’s clear, but no way I would have spotted it without prompting.

I try to filter out the Six Fingered Women and other digital deformities, but I’m inevitably gonna miss stuff. If things get worse, I’m gonna end up reblogging the same six Tumblr girls over and over, just to save myself the trouble.

When I see u in my notifications it makes me so excited but also the same way seeing a text notification from my real dad feels kinda like I’m gonna throw up bc I’m so nervous n anxious in case I’ve messed up 4 some reason? ty <3

Considering how I feel about “u” and “4” serving as words outside the realm of a Prince album, I think you wanted to mess up. But you must have done something right to receive those notifications, so I’m going to let it slide this time.

And look, now you have a new notification to get you all excited! Lucky you!

Have you watched Hazbin Hotel? You remind me of Alastor.

I have not, but it’s in my queue.

I’ll let you know later how I feel about all of the above.

If you had to rate your girls from the most to the least funny, what would it be and why?

So, that’s the thing, see… I don’t. Have to, I mean.

There is no second. GOTO 1.