Category: Questions & Answers

“Asks” from my Tumblr followers

how old are you? or do you not share? there’s so much to comb…

how old are you? or do you not share? there’s so much to comb through with your blog i feel like i’m drowning in information. i mean, sexy information, and very well worded information, but drowning is drowning.

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This particular blog will have its 10th birthday in a couple months, but I’ve been writing about kinky sex for over 30 years now. When it comes to drowning you in information, you‘ve got cement blocks tied to your ankles and my back-catalog is the Mariana Trench.

As for how old I am: the first time a girl crossed the country to let me beat and fuck her, Friends hadn’t yet premiered, no one knew what a “Kato Kaelin” was, and Kurt Cobain was still swearing that he didn’t have a gun.

Tips on being a healthy Dom outside of the bedroom?

Tips on being a healthy Dom outside of the bedroom?

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A number of things:

  • Listen. Especially to the things you don’t want to hear.
  • Measure twice, cut once.
  • It’s not about being right all the time. It’s about learning to pivot when you’re wrong.
  • ”I don’t know” is the beginning of a conversation, not the conclusion.
  • Dogs are great, but “no” is a man’s best friend.

Don’t you have girls that use baby bottles and pacifiers? Is that all that…

Don’t you have girls that use baby bottles and pacifiers? Is that all that far from the ABDL kink?

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Depends on your perspective. I mean, Blossom has a paci and a sippy cup and giant baby head, but she’s not a baby. She’s a brave little girl. I just treat her like a baby, which is humiliating for a brave little girl, and entertaining for a mean old man.

And yeah, I’ve threatened to make Puddles wear adult diapers, but that’s not because she’s a precious baby… it’s because she’s a walking, talking —sloshing?— biohazard spill. Infantilizing her is purely secondary to my primary concern: preventing her from ruining her mattress with the wretched effluvium of her micro-bladder.

I have no interest in ABDL, in and of itself… it doesn’t excite me. But I won’t hesitate to use it in furtherance of a kink I do enjoy.

i was reading the january 9th daily dad and i SO appreciate that you’ve…

i was reading the january 9th daily dad and i SO appreciate that you’ve watched mythic quest! mad respect! also, thoughts on deadwood? i know al is your pfp but i wanna know more of what you think about it! 😀

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Mythic Quest is great, and was my gateway drug for Always Sunny. The first two seasons were slightly —very slightly— more realistic in their satiric portrayal of game development, but even the completely goofy season three is extremely well-written and acted.

My thoughts on Deadwood are many, but in brief: it may not be the absolute best show to ever reach television —I’m going to give that title to The Wire— or the most fun of its era —Rome was a fuckton of fun— or the most zeitgeist-y —Walter White and his blue meth steals that crown— but it’s definitely the best written. (David Milch was on fire.) And Ian McShane’s performance is unparalleled.

Do you also have ‘friends of the Church’ that aren’t your ‘daughters’? Perhaps people…

Do you also have ‘friends of the Church’ that aren’t your ‘daughters’? Perhaps people you chat much more causally to? I’ve noticed names in the livestreams that pop up that you’re casually mean to from time to time, but that I don’t think you own?

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Sure, there’s more to the church than my merry band of horny disciples.

There are also random fangirls, just wanting to say “hi”. There are regulars, who catch the occasional verbal swat once they’ve clearly invited it. And there are desperate little supplicants, who are just grateful I know they exist.

NOTE: The lines blur between them. And there are some I don’t own, who nonetheless belong to me.

would you have one of your girls get plastic surgery so she looks more…

would you have one of your girls get plastic surgery so she looks more like your beauty standard? or do you just make it clear and keep her feeling inferior and inadequate (i guess that’s more fun?)

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None of the above.

  1. Aside from modest tits and tummy tucks, cosmetic surgery doesn’t interest me.
  2. I don’t expect them to meet my standards of beauty… I expect them to meet my standards of effort. If they’re trying and getting a little better all the time, then I’m proud of them.
  3. I don’t need to talk about their looks to remind them they’re inferior and inadequate. All I have to do is exist.