Category: Questions & Answers

i dont think i deserve it but if you ever let me call you daddy i think i would pass out

If I were to let you call me daddy, the night would just be starting when you passed out.

i love you

Congratulations, that’s the best idea you had in 2023.

my whole life people have been very upfront about they like me for my body. it’s gotten to the point where i went on a date last night and he complimented my taste in music, and instead of finding that nice i got angry. i thought he was lying! that’s so messed up. i feel like i should call him and apologize… but what if i was right? am i overthinking it? i dunno

Often an apology is for the recipient, a way of letting them know they’ve been heard.

But sometimes the apology is just for you. Sometimes it’s a way of reminding yourself that you deserved what you were given, and you should have accepted it with grace.

Don’t prioritize being right over being happy. You’ll regret it.

Forgive my curiosity, but I cannot stop thinking about what your girls (and you) look like, specially together. I understand the reason for not posting pictures including faces, but is there a way you could tell us something like each one’s height and weight so I could guess what they would all look like in a room together? Maybe one of your vague but poetic descriptions…

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ARTIST’S CONCEPTION:

Fangirling cause you liked one of my reblogged post on my blog. Totally do not have my heart in my throat right now.

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And now you’ve had an ask posted! What’s next, a reblog? Where does this sick shit stop?

Deep breath. Let’s both calm down. I’m sure it’ll be okay.

You can quit any time you want.

things are going great with my new boyfriend. i feel like we really connect? how do i let him in that i’m super crazy without scaring him away? i feel like i can’t keep up this front forever

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If he hasn’t had a peek at your crazy yet, then you haven’t really connected, and it’s time you change that. This isn’t the sort of thing you want him to try figuring out on his own.

Bear in mind, you don’t have to dump your purse out all at once. Disclose at a pace that seems to make him comfortable —if he asks questions, give him answers; if he needs to think, let him— and focus on giving him a more authentic experience of you, piece by piece. Don’t just tell him about it… let him catch a glimpse of the crazy every now and then. Let him taste it and see how it makes him feel. He may have a very different understanding of you than you have of yourself, and he’s entitled to his own perspective.

Hello Sir! May I ask if you can explain the difference between ‘brats’ and your girls? They all seem (at times) very…. Spirited? Headstrong? Sassy? one of them even occasionally bordering on belligerent 😅 what’s the difference? I guess I envision brats as all of those things, and if I did not know you did not like brats I would assume that you did based on them. No disrespect, I am truly wondering where the line is for you?

(I don’t want to define other folks’ kinks for them, so note that I’m speaking only in terms of my needs and tastes.)

Brats don’t ask; they provoke. Brats say “no”, hoping they’ll be ignored. Brats don’t want to give; they want to be taken. Brats fight so they can surrender. A brat is a prize waiting to be won.

I’m actively turned off by all of that, and thus none of my girls are even remotely bratty with me.

Yes, the girls love and bully and wrestle and groom and hump and squabble with one another like puppies at the dog park. I work to bring the cruelty out in the sweet ones, the sweetness out in the cunts, and then sit back and watch them play. But how they relate to one another says nothing about how they relate to me.

They are whatever suits me, each according to her means.

While watching Jim Carey’s The Grinch this year, his voice reminded me of yours. I love all the different accents you can do Mr. B! Merry Christmas!

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Merry Christmas right back atcha!