Category: Questions & Answers

“Asks” from my Tumblr followers

the record shop i used to hang out in to meet dads to get…

the record shop i used to hang out in to meet dads to get babysitting gigs (and to fuck them, obv) closed down. i am at a loss for where to hang out now. i was thinking maybe like a fishing store or whatever but worms are gross. no thanks. got any ideas?

(submitted by: Anonymous)

The last time I had a sexual encounter with a babysitter, it was 1980 and she was babysitting me.

Meanwhile, I’m trying to imagine what kind of shitty dad is letting a rando he met at Vinny V’s Vinyl Vault & Vaporium have access to his kids… I’m guessing he’d have to be a walking STD incubation unit who’s going to be losing custody as soon as his ex finds out about his incredibly coarse screening process.

As for a “fishing store”, you’re thinking too small:

my last three boyfriends have all ended up in jail. society is fucked up!…

my last three boyfriends have all ended up in jail. society is fucked up! they tell men to hustle and grind and then punish them for it. i need to date against my type, apparently. boring dudes. need some like accountant cock or something. those types don’t normally date strippers tho…….. life is hard

(submitted by: Anonymous)

Jails are full of stupid, impulsive people. Even those who shouldn’t be there in the first place are seldom bright and thoughtful. The incarceration-industrial complex feasts upon impatience and poor decision-making skills.

So the opposite of your type might not be “boring”… it might be “calm and considered”. You don’t need an accountant for that. There are stunt people riding the pressure waves of explosions on $200 million movie sets, and doing so with ice in their veins and an engineer’s eye for biomechanics… they’re the furthest thing from boring, but they’re also diligent about covering their bases and never cutting corners.

A stripper can be more than a set of tits, and a stable man can be more than an emotionally constipated number-cruncher.

I’m a (gay) dominant who sometimes looks over your page for ideas. I own…

I’m a (gay) dominant who sometimes looks over your page for ideas. I own a lovely, sweet boy. I love to pamper him, but he seems to forget his place too often, and acts out. How would you suggest going about becoming harsher/stricter with him, so subtly he doesn’t even realize it’s happening? Discipline such as writing lines, spankings, ruined o’s, so on… just don’t seem to have the long term effect that we need. I want him in the eager-to-please mindset of one of your girls.

(submitted by: Anonymous)

The “eager-to-please” mindset of my girls comes from their vivid understanding of just how fortunate each of them are to be a part of my world… how lucky they are to have finally discovered a meaning in and purpose for their lives. They feel blessed to experience the fulfillment of a lifetime’s dreams.

If you want that kind of devotion from your boy, you need to make him feel what the girls feel. Don’t just be sexy, harsh, and controlling… be wise. Let him see you thinking objectively about the world around you. Show him nuance and self-restraint. Live your life thoughtfully. It’s easy to make someone love you… give him someone he can’t help but respect.

If you want to be his god, become the answer to his prayers.

You didn’t enjoy Paddington 2?! Re: Hugh grant reference, of not enjoying any performances…

You didn’t enjoy Paddington 2?! Re: Hugh grant reference, of not enjoying any performances beyond Four Weddings.

(submitted by: Anonymous)

I spent a few minutes with IMDB, and turns out, Hugh Grant was in three movies that I hold in some esteem:

  • Sense and Sensibility
  • Sirens
  • …and a personal favorite: Restoration

That last one had everything: a cocaine-era RDJ, Sam Neil being alternatively mischievous and malevolent, David Thewlis being intense and kinda awkward, Polly Walker being hot, Meg Ryan being… present.

I don’t even remember Hugh’s character at this point, and the movie’s definitely not for everyone, but I loved it.

u like chubby girls?

u like chubby girls?

(submitted by: Anonymous)

I like girls.

I don’t want them to be chubby, but sometimes they are. I don’t want them to be tall, but sometimes they are. I don’t want them to be redheads, but sometimes… look, Karen Gillan exists, okay?

The best ones are sometimes imperfectly packaged.

But they’re still fit for purpose.

how can i make myself more attractive for older man? phisically and mentally

how can i make myself more attractive for older man? phisically and mentally

(submitted by: m1nd0fm1ne)

Older men don’t comprise a monolithic hive-mind. I know this corner of Kinkville loves talking about people as if they all slot into convenient, easily described groups —all small, weak girls are X, all big, strong men are Y!— but that’s just not how the world works.

I mean, if you’re only looking to be used up and discarded by some random dude twice your age, fine… be fragile, wear bows in your hair, and forget you ever heard the word “no”. Someone will eventually seize the opportunity you present.

But if you want to actually be a better girl for someone of substance? Find him first, figure out what he needs, and work to become such.

Bespoke girls are the best.