“Asks” from my Tumblr followers
Puddles has a very sweet voice considering…well
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Most descriptions of Puddles’ characteristics end the same way: “considering… well.”
Because she’s Miss Congeniality in a pageant where she is the only contestant. In a wold where girls are treasures, she’s a consolation prize. She’s a piece of pizza with the crust gnawed off.
Which I suppose is pretty good, considering… well.
I wanna feed Glowbug macarons while we lie in bed together, so I wanna see your list as to why she’s never had it, doesn’t deserve it lol
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What, you want me to publicly dismantle and document the fleshy apparatus she pilots to and fro through life like a dwarven Gundam forged from bad decisions and carbohydrates?
Forget macrons; what makes you think she merits that sort of treat?
She has to ask for that shit.
The way good girls do.
what happened to button?? 🙁
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Nothing. I just looked in on the birthday cunt, and she’s in her bathroom, playing with her hair.
Like a seven year old.
Which she’s mostly not.
I took a little sabbatical from sending anons because it feels a little pointless until I’m in a situation where I can fully devote and worship you. I’m just touching base to say that the work I’m doing in your name is going swell. I’ve lost almost a stone since the last time we interacted. I’ve been doing types of exercise I would never have dreamed of doing, and it’s all because of you. I realise you get a lot of devotion in this inbox, but I truly hope you can see my dedication. Would it be better if I came forward to tell you who I am before I ‘fix’ my issues? I don’t want to lose my opportunity by being too encumbered and undesirable when I message, but I equally don’t want any opportunity to pass me by. Thank you for all you do. – Your little proselyte 🙇🏼♀️
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LP: I gave this a few months to simmer in my inbox, so it’d be a more pleasant surprise when it boiled to the surface. See how nice I am to you?
I’m quite proud of you for your hard work and determination, and I accept the credit for your continued development with all the grace I can muster. Which is limited, for the record.
Do you expect to become encumbered while you strive? What are you planning to do to yourself that would make you less desirable? 😀
Here’s the thing: you know what you want, and that your presentation needs work. While you labor, I’d suggest figuring out what else you have to offer me… the sooner I know, the sooner I can think about how you might fit in my life.
And remember… when all else fails, there’s always room on the back pew for those seeking respite from the cold.
i’m also really suicidal. why is that such a thing with girls? we are pathetic
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You’re not pathetic; the world makes it hard to be a girl, and takes away half your options for expressing your frustration.
So mutely, you ponder oblivion.
But if you try really hard and hold the right hand, you’ll find a voice.
I believe in Girl.
Please could you explain your good girl point scheme? Is it something outside of livestreams? Can they be cashed in for treats?
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From finish to start:
Good Girl Points exist somewhere in the liminal space between Stan Lee’s No Prize and crypto, meaning their value hovers between “wholly imaginary” and “slightly stupid”.
However, there’s nothing a good girl likes more than being evaluated and ranked, and the 2022-23 Good Girl Point Champeen did receive a Major Award for her efforts… so I’d say they’re worth pursuing.
I’ve never bestowed them outside the stream, but I suppose I could, were I sufficiently inspired.
As for explaining the system, I can do that with one word: whim.
are there any things your girls have in common? (besides you, of course!)
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Bits and pieces. They almost all lean left politically, but they’re only intermittently political. They’re mostly little old ladies in twentysomething drag… they’re generally befuddled by the latest cultural trends, their grasp of current technology is akin to that of a random grandma, and with the exception of Pinky, they get up before the sun and tend to fall asleep a couple hours after it goes down.
Let’s see… they’re emotional masochists, obviously. All of them will answer if I randomly shout “hey, pig!” in their direction. They all like my dog… I’m running out of steam here.
Oh, wait… does this one count?
They were each put on this earth to serve.
Pretty please upload more streams to YouTube, Sir 💗 I’m in the UK so I always miss them
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I’ve really slacked off on posting the stream recordings. I fell behind because of all the medical insanity that prevailed for six months or so, then fell behind more with The Gathering, and then dropped off a cliff with all the streaming I did in August.
(I also had a sneaky config error in OBS, which meant some tracks weren’t being recorded properly… those recordings are close to unusable, unfortunately.)
But I’m working on it.
With all these new girls, I feel like we need a flowchart to keep up. Are they all on tumblr?
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They’re all here. The Tumblr-to-my-semen-inside-you pipeline is real.
But they’re not exactly new. I first became aware of Blossom in, what… 2017? Button and Puddles in 2018, I believe. Piglet in 2021. Pinky’s the closest thing to a newb, and she’s been around for a year now. Hell, a couple months from now, all but Puddles will have met me twice… they’re pretty far along at this point.
Granted, there’s always a few more waiting in the wings… we’ll see where they’re at in 2024. Or 2028. Whenever I finally decide they’re worth it.
Is this it for now or would you like your girl collection to keep growing?
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One can’t be a proper guru with only five disciples. Christ had twelve, and let’s face it, he was running his organization on a loaves-and-fishes shoestring.
