Category: Questions & Answers

you don’t want a dumb girl for a pet?

(submitted by: Anonymous)

Dumb, relative to me? That’s every girl I know.

Dumb, in that she’s young and fishbowled, and thus doesn’t know jack-shit about some things? That’s the usual starting point.

Dumb, in an objective sense? Hard pass. Stupidity is cute at a distance, but I don’t want it in my life, tripping over the metaphorical furniture and setting the house on fire.

Are you ever open to taking on more girls? I always wanted to approach you but admittedly I am a college drop out. I am not an engineer or scientist, i recall you saying that is your type. I was not as privileged, unfortunately.. but I strive to be a good girl anyway. Would you be interested in girls who are not your educated preference?

(submitted by: Anonymous)

In order:

1. I’m always open to someone who can add something useful to my life.
2. Your college transcript —or lack thereof— isn’t inherently interesting. A degree proves the ability to prioritize and complete a years-long task, so it’s a useful data-point, but you can demonstrate that other ways as well.
3. My “educated preference” is basically just “girls who can successfully parse most of what I say.” A girl with a degree might have a better career— or might not. A girl with a degree might get more of my references— or might not. A girl with a degree might have a more interesting social circle— or might not. What I need is to see that she’s bright enough to know what the fuck I’m talking about.

Do you mean the rest will move in with you? Or just move to live closer to you?

(submitted by: Anonymous)

Some will move in, some will live nearby.

The variables of both square footage and temperament will determine who, where, and when.

Blossom is definitely the funniest of your girls 😹 she cracks me up!

(submitted by: Anonymous)

I can honestly say I laugh at Blossom every time I look at her.

Do any of your girls live with you?

(submitted by: Anonymous)

One has for 30 years. The rest will move as opportunity and capability allow.

But until then… we gather.

Is that peach from your channel yours too? you don’t speak of her but she seems quite consistent to just be a casual watcher.

(submitted by: Anonymous)

I have devoted fans who don’t belong to me.

Although in fairness, that describes everyone who belongs to me, before she belonged to me.

Admiration is addictive.

You have to be the sexiest man I’ve never seen in my life

(submitted by: Anonymous)

Let’s see.

Checks out.