Category: Questions & Answers

I don’t hate women. Not even a little. Women are awesome.

So awesome, in fact, that when one of them tells me she wants to be treated like a worthless, deviant little whore, I take her at her word and give her what she wants. I don’t pretend to know her better than she knows herself, I don’t fantasize about rescuing her from something that she doesn’t want to escape, and I don’t treat her like a delicate freak incapable of choosing her own path in life.

Hate women? Ha! I fucking love them… even the parts that everyone else wants to throw away.

Thank you for your calm and well-considered remonstrance.

The sluts have spoken. I’m working on it.

I prefer word-words. “Oh my god, I’ve got a charley horse in my butthole” will get my attention quicker than some random code phrase, and conveys more useful information.

Also, it’s funnier, and I like laughing at naked, crying girls.

I’ve considered this, either in podcast or audiobook form. Let me know if it’s something more than one or two people would like to have.

I know you’ve let me in your head when your flattery reads like an accusation.

Be careful what you wish for… as a father figure, my temperament is less Danny Tanner and more Zeus/Kronos.

Show it.

Nice to meet you, too.