Category: Questions & Answers

I want to be better… for your approval, or even for the tiniest bit of your attention

I want that for you, too.

But how badly do you want it, cunt?

You, Sir, are exactly the kind of asshole I would bend myself over backwards (break my back) just to see a hint of your smile.

In another life, I found your blog and pursued you endlessly. I asked you for advice, guidance, direction. Pestered you with questions and eventually got you on a call. Smoked weed on camera with you and let loose every insecurity and my inherent desire for a strong hand. I set up cameras in my apartment for you and quickly left behind my misaprehensions that this body belongs to anyone but you. You had any unseemly habits and annoying characteristics trained out of me within months (my need to please you a driving force to begin with, only flourished under your attentions), and before long you asked me to visit. I hoped that you would take me from my life and hide me from the world, but alas you returned me to my life, absolutely ruined. Forever craving the smell of you in me. And then slowly you forgot about me. You didn’t care when I picked up some of my bad habits again, didn’t watch me anymore, and forgot to call. And I couldn’t even resent you for it. All I could say was thank you for letting me experience being seen by you, for even that short time was a miracle in itself.

(submitted by: Anonymous)

That’s not a bad bit of alternate-timeline speculation, but there are a few implausabilities in there.

1. Unseemly habits and annoying characteristics aren’t so easily “trained out”. And just as importantly, finding some of that irritating shit charming is a prerequisite for my lifestyle.
2. No one in my orbit is expecting to “hide from the world”… I’m going to put your ass out there in it, where I expect you to do a passable imitation of competent adulthood. I demand more from you, not less.
3. I don’t do the whole “forget” thing all that well. Aside from my first couple girlfriends —circa 1989— I still love all the people I’ve ever loved. I still talk to them all —with a few exceptions— at least once a week. And those exceptions are people who need to get on with their lives but never will if I’m always there.
4. Multiverse You seems to have done everything right, so I doubt things would have worked out that way for her. If someone is making my life easier and her own better, I’m not just going to randomly lose interest… I’m going to keep pushing her to find a place in my world.

With that said, you’re right, you wouldn’t feel resentment.

After all, why would you resent someone who gave you more than you deserved, and simply expected your best?

Can I have a go on Glowbug?

(submitted by: Anonymous)

You can try.

But if you’re gonna have a go on her, I’d recommend #1 rather than #2.

08/12/23

I am meeting with a dom soon, we have been talking for a long time and I am really excited to meet them! I am also really inexperienced, and nervous. I have some ideas of what will be expected of me in his presence, but I also feel like there are some formalities or something that I am going to mess up.

Do you have advice for a shy girl meeting a dom for the first time and is scared to disappoint him? I really want to impress him and be the best girl I can for him. I’m just hoping my inexperience and nerves won’t get in my way. He knows of my experience (or lack there of), but naturally, stupid girl brain thinks I need to be perfect. Especially because he owns three other girls, I don’t want to be the idiot that stands out and disappoints.

As someone I’ve followed for years/look up to. Any advise or words of wisdom or whatever you have to give will mean the world to me.

(submitted by: Anonymous)

Thoughts:

1. If you’re inexperienced, and he knows you’re inexperienced, then you simply must relax. Assuming he’s worth your time, he’ll know that your reactions will be unpredictable, and you’re likely to be as surprised by what works as what doesn’t… just keep your heart in the right place and you’ll be fine.
2. Shyness is a choice. It’s your brain rejecting the moment, refusing to stay on task, and saying no to opportunity. And while you might make that self-limiting, self-sabotaging choice 99 days out of 100, you can’t make it on the day you meet him. As hard as it may be, you’ve got to admire him more than you disgust yourself.
3. Striving for perfection is a fine thing, as long as you understand that perfection isn’t a state, it’s a process… an iterative process where the only goal is “better”. Be as good as you can be that day, and resolve to be better the next time. That’s all you have to do. That’s all you can do.
4. Here’s the thing: the man who owns you should like you. He doesn’t have to love you, or cater to you, or much of anything else, really… but he should be on your team. He should be rooting for your success. He should want to see you do well. If he’s worth a shit, then it’ll be hard for an earnest, good-hearted, inexperienced girl to disappoint him.
5. You’re sweet. I hope it works out well.

it’s not fair. i love getting my brains fucked out, but then they keep coming back! stay out, brains!!!!!!

(submitted by: Anonymous)

Brains are good. Brains make a girl prettier. Brains make a girl useful. Brains make a girl fun.

You don’t need less.

You need a man who has more.

Hey,

I’m sorry to bother you but could you help me?

It’s my Daddys birthday in a couple of weeks and as part of his birthday present I’d like to give myself a semi permanent tattoo of something humiliating written on my body, but I’m useless and I can’t think of anything bad enough.

I’ve had “piss drinking whore” on me before, and anything I’m coming up with is too tame. If its legal and degrading we do it, and he likes me to really dig deep.

Thank you 😄

(submitted by: annaphoksa)

Hm. It’s hard to know what will humiliate someone without knowing her well… a good, sploosh-worthy insult is always bespoke.

But here’s my best shot-in-the-dark: pick out the part of your body that makes you the most uncomfortable —the single spot that makes you the most insecure— and shine a spotlight on it. Have the artist describe it with an ornately-rendered word. Tattoo an arrow pointing at it. Make sure it’s the first place he looks when your clothes come off.

That oughta do it.

When are the live interviews happening?

(submitted by: Anonymous)

We’re doing another marathon stream this weekend… I’m sure I can get Pinky, Blossom, and Puddles on the mic at some point during the festivities.

And once they’re on-mic, well, who knows what else I’ll make them do..?

(Expect sloshing sounds.)

Do you have a personality beyond your Daddy? 🧐

hisblossom:

I’ll ask him! 🙂

(submitted by: Anonymous)

It’s interesting how she’s this well-loved individual with lots of friends, who charms pretty much everyone she meets with her gentleness, humor, and humility, who has spent a decade on Tumblr exposing the many facets of herself for all the world to see… but Anon wants to know if she has a personality.

Hate to break it to ya, Anon, but she’s always had a rich, complex existence.

Only now, that existence has meaning. And that personality has a purpose.

Cool how that works, huh?

i hate how cliche it makes me but i hate my dad so much and it absolutely affects my choice in men. if it makes him mad it’s like candy to me

(submitted by: Anonymous)

Aw, your poor dad!

(The only thing he’d hate more than me is my pity. You’re welcome.)

i decided to test if pretty privilege is real and just stopped doing my job. i show up every day but i don’t put away any clothes or do any cleaning or nothing, i just walk around and hang out with people. it’s been a week and nobody has said nothing. mission success!

(submitted by: Anonymous)

I’m not surprised that pretty privilege exists.

But you’d have to be a lot more than pretty for me to overlook “nobody has said nothing”.