“Asks” from my Tumblr followers
Would you ever consider owning a switch? Someone who would of course always be submissive to you, but might… possibly… really enjoy bullying other dumb cunts? 😇
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I’d consider it, sure. I find that sort of thing cute, like a puppy growling at her own shadow.
But she’d need to keep it in the family. If it licks something of mine, it’s becomes mine… that’s just common sense, if you ask me.
But would you mind if a girl threw up on you? Would you find that disgusting or just keep going?
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Spit, snot, and phlegm? Find it disgusting and keep going.
Lobster and tenderloin from earlier in the evening? Find it disgusting, throw her off me, make her clean up her mess, kick her a couple times while calling her a vile little goblin, then keep going.
Is a girl being anorexic a deal breaker?
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Not in and of itself.
Being a self-destructive, heedless, and disdainful steward of my property is a deal breaker. Routinely engaging in disobedience is a deal breaker. Hating yourself more than you love me is a deal breaker.
Whatever the disorder, disability, or dysfunction, it’s the result that’s disqualifying.
Have you ever met someone off tumblr who you didn’t own? Just an internet friend or something?
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Nope. And now that the stream is a thing, there wouldn’t be much point to it… anyone who wants to hang out as a friend can do so several times a week.
Those who wish to share a room with me should expect to do so upon their knees.
Have you ever been with an autistic girl? Would you?
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I’ve answered versions of this before, and it should probably go in the FAQ.
At this point, given the staggering breadth of presentation and the prevalence of self-diagnosis, I can’t answer that question directly… “autistic girl” can mean almost anything —or nothing— at this point.
But autistic or otherwise, you might have a rough time in my orbit if you have recurring struggles with:
…’cause you’re gonna be part of a collective, you’ll be expected to Use Your Words, I frequently traffic in symbology and indirection, and I’m gonna want what I want when I want it… your priorities aren’t gonna run the show.
It’s about what you can —and can’t— do, not what label’s been attached to your capabilities.
I have a habit of falling for men way too old for me. And the age just keeps going up. A 24 year old when i was 19, a 29 year old when i was 22, and now I’m 24 crushing on someone old enough to be my dad.
Idk if it’s me or them or some combination of it all but it makes me a little worried, i don’t want to be dating an 80 year old man when I’m 30.
I suppose at least with you theres no chance we date, just the offhand possibility that my crush on you crushes me. What is life without risk though?
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In terms of pure attraction, I don’t think you have to worry about your tastes skewing toward octogenarians. Barring non-romantic considerations, there’s probably an upper-limit on your urges.
My theory is that a functional age gap involves cultural overlap… for example, I get along well with Millennials and elder Z’ers because the TV/movies they watched while dad ruled the remote from his La-Z-Boy and the music they heard when mom dominated the dial in the car were the shows and songs that were making the biggest impression on adult-me. We took completely different things away from those shared influences, of course, but the point is that they’re shared.
So I expect you’ll max out with men around your dad’s age, give or take a few years… men whose interests are as familiar as they are alien, and thus as comforting as they are challenging.
As for being crushed by your crush… yeah, that’ll happen.
Have girls ever fought over you?
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I hope not.
A good girl knows the only way to win me is to lose everything else.
Youre so talented and smart and impressive and kind and filled with love
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I have two responses to this.
First, you’re very sweet and deserve a pat on the head.
Second:
One day, when I am a few years into sobriety I will try to be what you need. 🙁
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I wish you nothing but the best, and when you get there, let me know… I wanna tell you I’m proud of you.
