“Surely you’ll make me pretty,” said the pig to her pearls.
Category: Stories & Captions
A collection of stories, photo captions, and shoddy poetry
First 2 shocks
Aw, I miss her around here!
I hope we get a reunion episode of mid-20teens Tumblr someday.
bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls: I love young women. They make the sexiest mistakes
I love young women.
They make the sexiest mistakes.
bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls: I’ve never been big on jewelry, for women as well as men. It…
I’ve never been big on jewelry, for women as well as men. It doesn’t catch my eye for the most part, and I’d rather see a chick sink that cash into her hair, fake tits, tanning, waxing, or most anything else, really.
But I’ll admit the pearls/beads add something to this photo; they make a lovely complement to her overall package. So perhaps I should rethink my stance… I just need to look for necklaces that are simultaneously attractive and capable of withstanding occasional use as a garrote.
givingmenabadname: …and this is why love is often indistinguishable from insanity. Wow, I haven’t…
…and this is why love is often indistinguishable from insanity.
Wow, I haven’t seen this one in years!
Givingmenabadname was clever and mean, but it was also kind of pointless. Like most caption blogs, it didn’t really have a voice… it had an aesthetic, but it didn’t have much to say about anything.
I’d have a easier time believing it if you believed in apostrophes.
In case you didn’t notice, her clit has been removed.
Aesthetically speaking, it’s not as bad as I would have expected. And it’s intriguing, thinking she’s just a hysterectomy away from entirely killing her capacity for joy.
This ain’t her first rodeo. In fact, I get the feeling it’s been one rodeo after another, since the day she was old enough to ride.
…because you might want to rethink that.