bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls: I’ve never been big on jewelry, for women as well as men. It…

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

I’ve never been big on jewelry, for women as well as men. It doesn’t catch my eye for the most part, and I’d rather see a chick sink that cash into her hair, fake tits, tanning, waxing, or most anything else, really.

But I’ll admit the pearls/beads add something to this photo; they make a lovely complement to her overall package. So perhaps I should rethink my stance… I just need to look for necklaces that are simultaneously attractive and capable of withstanding occasional use as a garrote.

givingmenabadname: …and this is why love is often indistinguishable from insanity. Wow, I haven’t…

givingmenabadname:

…and this is why love is often indistinguishable from insanity.

Wow, I haven’t seen this one in years!

Givingmenabadname was clever and mean, but it was also kind of pointless. Like most caption blogs, it didn’t really have a voice… it had an aesthetic, but it didn’t have much to say about anything.

In case you didn’t notice, her clit has been removed.

Aesthetically speaking, it’s not as bad as I would have expected. And it’s intriguing, thinking she’s just a hysterectomy away from entirely killing her capacity for joy.