Category: Stories & Captions

How many loads must a whore swallow down / before you can call her a whore…?

The answer is three, by the way. Three loads.

bona-dea:

I’m torn. ‘Cause, y’know, she’s cute.

But shoes on the bed? Tsk.

Still can’t believe people have the nerve to complain about Olivia Dunne taking full advantage of that multimillion dollar ass.

I know that as a society we like our gymnasts to be emotionally shattered, physically hobbled, and thoroughly impoverished unless they win gold and we decide they’re worth cutting a check, but I’m glad the internet is providing alternatives.

Next up: let’s get our dancers paid, too.

scrumptiouslandlight:

Dakota Johnson

As viewers of the livestream recently learned, Dakota’s grandma was a firm advocate of denial and restraint for girls. 🙂

luxurylearry:

That’s all I ask.

“Hot messy French girl summer”… I’ve seen that.

margi-again:

But not as dangerous as eating at a salad bar in The Dalles, huh, Osho? 😂