Don’t judge her too harshly; she learned to suck cock well enough, but no one ever taught her how to grieve.
Category: Stories & Captions
A collection of stories, photo captions, and shoddy poetry
The icing on the cake of this scene is the UTI she’s gonna develop from sitting on that toilet.
I love her hysterically pointless, princessy foot-stomping. It’s like all the adorable, pathetic futility of being a cunt, refined to one flailing, ridiculous motion.
No one wants to be the only girl in the dungeon with a comb-over.
I want our first trip together to your gynecologist to be less a simple appointment and more a grand opening.
This picture is so fascinating, interesting, and thought provoking in so many ways. Why are they so conservatively dressed and her naked? Where is their awful reaction we have come to expect? Is it a reflection on the joy of simple nudity, her being so happy and the rest so sad? Is there a story here? So much to consider
Is “my son’s new girlfriend is a whore” a story?
Let’s watch together as the Lesser North American Whore displays her plumage. Before the evening is over, a male will come for her and begin his own mating ritual; when he’s finished, what is left of her will slowly heal, and she will learn to endure the brutality of nature’s love.
…he said with a jaunty grin, as he brought his finger to the tip of her nose and tapped it lightly.
Then he turned and walked away.
Erica Campbell found Jesus years ago and renounced her degrading, porn-powered life, thus taking her perfect body off the market before its time.
Christopher Hitchens was right: religion *does* poison everything.
The black hood and chloroform made sure of it.