…but if it’s taking too long, just dress like a whore and climb in the back of the first windowless van you see.
Category: Stories & Captions
A collection of stories, photo captions, and shoddy poetry
Fortunately, I have a seemingly infinite supply of wrongs for you instead.
It will if you train it properly.
Bitch can’t even be set on fire, but can still be broken by a hard dick.
Daenerys Targaryen, you are all woman.
…but then, what else would you expect a whore to tell herself?
No.
More cushion for the pushin’.
…or I’m teaching her that nothing she can ever do will be good enough, but maybe if she just tries a little harder, I’ll finally love her back and make her feel like her existence matters.
Y’know, either way.
Holding a sharp knife against perfect skin is like staring at a field blanketed in clean, unblemished snow. You want to stand back and admire it for its pristine beauty, but you also want to jump in and mess it the fuck up.
I used to work at Hooters. Nothing like this ever happened though 🙁
You should have worked at the Fort Charlotte location. Apparently that’s where the action is.
The trailer parks of Florida are so full of former Hooters girls at this point that being late on the rent really requires them to go the extra mile. Possibly even across state lines… in the trunk.