Category: Stories & Captions

First you’ll feel really scared, and then you’ll feel really good. And then, if I’m not really careful, you’ll feel nothing at all.

Let’s just hope I’m motivated to do my best…

Poor thing. Just look at her. Even if she were bright enough to have a career, this shit would catch up to her eventually and ruin her. It’s impossible to respect someone after you’ve seen her barf snot and bile all over some dude’s balls.

Kids? Are you shitting me? Assuming her ladybits haven’t been pounded to dust and there’s still a viable, mentally challenged egg in there somewhere, fertilizing it would be cruel. 

And love? Heh. The world is full of women who are interesting, lovely life-partners who haven’t fired a seminal snot-rocket out their noses. So lets just say the outlook is bleak.

But she’ll always have three holes. I guess that’s a comfort of sorts.

Good little bitch… fellate the symbol of Roman torture and dead messiahs. Suck on the suffering of thousands, the hope of billions. I’m sure their ghosts and prayers won’t haunt you when you stumble home tonight, the perfume of cum and self-loathing clinging to your every pore. You’re gonna be just fine.

See, Bubba? I done told ya I rounded up one of them whores from the computer! She was a really easy catch, like a sleepy possum or somethin’… stupid bitch didn’t even have the front door locked!

I figger I’ll just keep her down in the crawl space until Norma leaves for work. Nah, I wouldn’t mind her watchin’… but I want to keep this one around for a while, and if I don’t keep an eye on her, Norma’s like t’ fuck her up beyond repair.

Norma’s hell on cunts. She really is.

You’ve got something on your eyelash.

And you’re a whore.

That’s not cum. That’s her self-esteem melting away.

I’m glad someone thought to label her a “dumb cunt”, because I almost mistook her for a biochemist!

Don’t worry, princess… no one will miss you. You’re supposed to be backpacking across Europe before college, right? Only this way, you’re earning me money instead of bleeding me dry!

Oh, stop giving me that look! If you didn’t want to be sold to one of Daddy’s “business partners”, then maybe you shouldn’t have told your mother what Daddy was doing with the au pair in the basement. Your ass is going to pay for the divorce settlement!

I love that even with every taut muscle in her body focused on trying to accommodate the cock that is invading her throat… even with her mindless stare locked with the camera’s gaze, the faceless eye of all those thousands of men quietly ejaculating at the sight of her debasement, the sole source of her delusional self-worth… even with the absolute inevitability of everything that is happening to her, and the absolute certainty that it is well deserved…

…even with all of that, the simple-minded cunt still tries to duck the dick. You’ve got one job, you pathetic collection of comfortable holes: swallow the cock. If you move at all, it’s toward his fucking balls.

Anything less is… disappointing. And you probably can’t afford to disappoint too many of these kinds of men.

The key is to wait and do this to her five minutes before she leaves for her sister’s baby shower. That way, while all those giggling ladies are playing games involving melted candy bars in diapers, your bitch will be busy trying not to belch cum vapor into anyone’s face.