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What did your coffee say today?
“How is this happening? You don’t drink coffee!”
Answer questions?
Never.
What’s the best way for a broken girl to capture Your attention? I know Your time is precious and I don’t want to waste it.
- I advise polite persistence; never act entitled, but never give up. (Unless I tell you to fuck off, of course.) It takes a lot of effort to convince me that you’re worth mine.
- Be cute. Be pretty. Make me smile. Make me hard.
- It’s a good sign if I find you funny, if only as a side-effect of your stupidity.
- Learn how to talk to me. This is not easy, and will involve trial-and-error. Probably lots of error because, well… you’re you.
Do the right thing, America.
History has its eye on us.
I just saw someone getting shamed for reblogging me. And I’ll be honest with you: I like when a girl takes a hit in my name. Nothing makes a man feel more like a god than a woman who subjects herself to scorn in praise of him.1 That’s damned sexy girling, that is.
But wow, it is bizarre watching someone espouse feminism while lambasting a woman for something a man wrote.
Incredibly hot, but still bizarre.
- Just imagine how Kevin Federline must have felt during the salad days. ↩
Fast-forward a couple years, and the same girl was picking me up at the airport, getting kicked in the cunt, and falling asleep with her head on my knee.
Which is my way of saying “thank you”.
What happens when a girl you first considered unattractive steals a piece of your…
What happens when a girl you first considered unattractive steals a piece of your heart?
There was once a girl who sent me a really bad, at-work selfie with a Harry Potter filter and a touch of RBF, and I almost wrote her off on the spot. I thought she was quite “meh”. Then I saw her smile and heard her voice and watched her work to better herself. Now, she’s one of my favorite people in the world, and that face brightens my day every time I see it.
Meanwhile, there was another little girl around here, once upon a time, to whom I said two things:
- You will fall in love with me.
- I will never find you attractive.
I was right about the first thing. She proved me utterly wrong about the second. And she did it, not by changing herself, but by *being* herself… she loved the hell out of me, showed grace and kindness at every turn, and made my life better. I am her biggest fan to this day.
