When exactly is Figurative Father’s Day?
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Girl: How would you break me in?
Me: By refusing to cater to your desperate desire for dirty talk while playing with yourself.
audios of guys reading bedtime stories instead of dick pics
You’d think I’d be a more cheerful person, given the way the world so often seems built for me.
@bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls 🙃
thesolitarysubmissive-deactivat:
@bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls Looks like a broken girls got a crush on you 😘
*anonymously tell me your tumblr crush*
What’s up with the 🙃, anon? Are you perhaps a bit conflicted about something? 😏
Bedtime Stories For Broken Girls turned 5 today!
Aw, Tumblr! You remembered!
And now my blog is ready for kindergarten. I hope it plays well with the other kids… but I suspect it won’t.
Probably the safest promise I can make.
Don’t blame your mother. She can’t be held responsible for how you turned out.
She didn’t have access to the tools and methods that have proven necessary to properly parent her child.
She’s figured it out.