The Daily Dad — May 9, 2024

Things you might want to know:

  • Seinfeld vs. Stewart on whether Woke/P.C. has ruined comedy
    💭 I get what Jerry’s trying to say, but he’s an old fuck and doesn’t understand how to talk about it. Yes, something has been lost… what people are calling “monoculture” was the connective tissue that kept a nation of diverse interests thinking of itself as a unit. When tens —hundreds— of millions of us were predictably doing similar things on similar nights and then having similar conversations around similar watercoolers the next day, sitcom laughter had a soothing, smoothing effect on society. But “woke-ism” didn’t kill “appointment television”… laptops and smartphones did. It’s comforting for an old man to think that we could return to a late 20th-century cultural stability if everyone would just chill, but sadly, the problem isn’t so easily addressed.
  • Streaming is cable now
    ❝ Last year alone, all of the major names in streaming — Netflix, Hulu, Disney Plus, Max, Apple TV Plus, Paramount Plus, and Peacock — raised their prices.
  • Why Your Vet Bill Is So High – The Atlantic
    ❝ Corporations and private-equity funds have been rolling up smaller chains and previously independent practices.
  • Oscar Mayer offers a gummy bologna that looks a bit too real
    ❝ The purveyor of meats sells realistic-looking gummy versions of hotdogs, gummy bacon, and, strangest of all, gummy bologna.

hisblossom:

it’s almost Daddy Day 🤍

On this weekend’s episode of Mythbusters, we’re going to find out what really happens if you wrestle with pigs. Will I get dirty? Will the pigs enjoy it? Will something explode? Is Canadian bacon really different?

Let’s find out!

Would you ever consider owning a switch? Someone who would of course always be…

Would you ever consider owning a switch? Someone who would of course always be submissive to you, but might… possibly… really enjoy bullying other dumb cunts? 😇

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I’d consider it, sure. I find that sort of thing cute, like a puppy growling at her own shadow.

But she’d need to keep it in the family. If it licks something of mine, it’s becomes mine… that’s just common sense, if you ask me.

But would you mind if a girl threw up on you? Would you find…

But would you mind if a girl threw up on you? Would you find that disgusting or just keep going?

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Spit, snot, and phlegm? Find it disgusting and keep going.

Lobster and tenderloin from earlier in the evening? Find it disgusting, throw her off me, make her clean up her mess, kick her a couple times while calling her a vile little goblin, then keep going.

hisblossom:

…….. I mean 🙈

Ahem.

Four days.

I think we’ll have a Hamilton-and-pizza night one night during the Gathering.

And you can cum at the end if you can answer a series of Hamilton trivia questions.

And if you can’t?

Well… maybe you should wait to cum until the 4th of July.

2025.

I like this.

I really do.

Is a girl being anorexic a deal breaker?

Is a girl being anorexic a deal breaker?

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Not in and of itself.

Being a self-destructive, heedless, and disdainful steward of my property is a deal breaker. Routinely engaging in disobedience is a deal breaker. Hating yourself more than you love me is a deal breaker.

Whatever the disorder, disability, or dysfunction, it’s the result that’s disqualifying.

Have you ever met someone off tumblr who you didn’t own? Just an internet…

Have you ever met someone off tumblr who you didn’t own? Just an internet friend or something?

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Nope. And now that the stream is a thing, there wouldn’t be much point to it… anyone who wants to hang out as a friend can do so several times a week.

Those who wish to share a room with me should expect to do so upon their knees.

Have you ever been with an autistic girl? Would you?

Have you ever been with an autistic girl? Would you?

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I’ve answered versions of this before, and it should probably go in the FAQ.

At this point, given the staggering breadth of presentation and the prevalence of self-diagnosis, I can’t answer that question directly… “autistic girl” can mean almost anything —or nothing— at this point.

But autistic or otherwise, you might have a rough time in my orbit if you have recurring struggles with:

  • navigating social situations
  • verbally conveying your own emotions
  • interpreting metaphors and emotional cues
  • processing unexpected changes to your routine

…’cause you’re gonna be part of a collective, you’ll be expected to Use Your Words, I frequently traffic in symbology and indirection, and I’m gonna want what I want when I want it… your priorities aren’t gonna run the show.

It’s about what you can —and can’t— do, not what label’s been attached to your capabilities.