Bedtime Stories for Broken Girls

If my fantasy has been sitting in your askbox should i assume you have no interest or that youre a sadist and i told you itd kill me just a lil and you want to take advantage of that

You should assume I’m busy, and I’ll get to you when I get to you.

We should kiss

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What makes you think you can handle it?

How do you rationalize starting relationships with early 20-somethings at your age? 10 years ago sure, but inferring from references you are now over 50. even if you do stay together for years, you’ll be a senior citizen when they’re 35. what exactly is the end goal?

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In order:

1. “How do you rationalize…”? It’s surprisingly easy to rationalize making people feel better than they’ve ever felt.
2. “…even if you do stay together for years…”? It’s already been years, for each of them.
3. ”…you’ll be a senior citizen…”? I’m their dad, and dads age. This is not news.
4. The end goal is family and purpose and meaning and fulfillment. Turns out I’m pretty good at providing all of that.

Do you have any suggestions for a sub who enjoys the eroticism of submissive positions (kneeling, hands and knees, etc) but is limited by their physical capabilities? (I have arthritis and it hurts 😓)

I don’t have arthritis —yet 😐— so I’m not sure… are knee pads any help? Or is it pressure in general that hurts?

And while I’m thinking about it, y’know what’s more submissive than kneeling? Prostration.

Get all the way down there and become one with the floor. Lick the soles of someone’s shoes. Roll over on your back, open your mouth, and wait for the cum —or whatever— to rain down on you. Give someone a place to rest their feet. Squirm and slither from room to room like a fucking worm.

There’s plenty of ways to be lowly without using your knees.

Do you enjoy being teased? In either a playful banter way or a sexual way, or do you just do the teasing?

“A sexual way” is out of the question.

“A playful banter way” is acceptable in limited quantities. But my indulgence is limited, and there was only one Dorothy Parker.

So yeah… it’s mostly me.

Do you get involved in the politics of the countries of the girls you own?

I try to remain aware whenever possible, but I don’t pretend to understand other countries well enough to have real opinions about their political options.

So while I pay attention to the major goings-on in the UK, Australia, Canada, and occasionally South America, I don’t know enough to consider myself “well-informed”… and thus tend to listen more than I talk.

The aristocratic elegance of the small breasted woman,

OR

The Nietzschean pro-sex, pro-beauty large breasted woman?

Small boobs age gracefully.

(Seriously, Minka Kelly looks as good at 43 as she did at 23. It’s uncanny. She may be a sorceress.)

So…can i call you daddy?

Father’s Day is coming up. Let’s see what happens.

Are you at all a “sports person”? Watching or participating?

I enjoyed the NFL from 1977 to whenever Dan Fouts retired.

I was really into BMX from 1978 to 1983.

I loved the NBA from 1995 to whenever Yao Ming retired.

Oh, and I suppose I was an extremely casual fan of figure skating in the ‘90s.