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Is there anyway we can talk to you one on one off of tumblr? As lame as it is to say… maybe on Kik or something?

Ugh… Kik. I spend most of my time on an iPad, and Kik still hasn’t bothered to make their app universal. It kinda works in landscape, but it’s ultimately just a shitty, upsized iPhone app. I’m willing to keep it installed because people like @dumbbigtittedslut pester me on occasion, but the chances of a random stranger getting me to engage there are slim.… Read the rest “Is there anyway we can talk to you one on one off of tumblr? As lame as it is to say… maybe on Kik or something?”

I’m browsing through your blog and waiting for you to write something sexy and all I see is blaablaablaa old man this so grownup writing style that write something simple that my little mind can understand easily, thanks dad

The dirty little girl-cunt fuckhole rapebait whore stared across the room at the big, hard dicks of the scary, mean, evil men and thought with her pointless brain, “I am a worthless pig slut with daddy issues who deserved to be kidnapped and chained up in this basement by older men, but I wish someone would also drug me, starve me, brainwash me, and then punch me in the back of the head.”… Read the rest “I’m browsing through your blog and waiting for you to write something sexy and all I see is blaablaablaa old man this so grownup writing style that write something simple that my little mind can understand easily, thanks dad”

Bedtime Behavior for Boisterous Boys

Ugh.

For reasons that have always mystified and vaguely embarrassed me, I’ve received dozens of asks from young men over the years, wanting me to tell them how to… be me. Most of the guys in question seem like well-intentioned, decent people, but that’s pretty much the most absurd goal anyone could ever have, so I’ve just ignored them.… Read the rest “Bedtime Behavior for Boisterous Boys”

I think the thing I hate about myself the most is I take your pointless cishet white(?) man opinions to heart.

Like omg I totally don’t care to know your thoughts on Brooklyn 99 or Infinity War but goddamn if I didn’t read each one and find my malleable wants-male-approval girl brain allowing my own opinions to be changed by yours! How does it feel to have so much unearned authority and influence?

… Read the rest “I think the thing I hate about myself the most is I take your pointless cishet white(?) man opinions to heart.”

I had such a huge crush on Sherilyn Fenn back in 1990.

I loved Audrey Horne so much that I watched every shitty movie Sherilyn made prior to and immediately following Twin Peaks: Two Moon Junction (the blond phase), The Wraith (the uncharacteristically tan phase), Just One Of The Guys (the, like, totally bitchin’ phase), Meridian: Kiss of the Beast (the slightly kinky phase), Boxing Helena (the totally kinky phase), and so on.… Read the rest “”

Hi! I really, really love your blog! I just turned 21 and my bf and I broke up because he wasn’t controlling enough for me. I’ve been talking to some guys online now, but nobody wants to dominate me like I want them to…why won’t anyone hurt me? am i doing something wrong? :(

Based on everything I’ve learned about Tumblr over the last four years, I feel it’s safe to say that if you can’t find a man willing to hurt you, then either:

a) You’re totally not trying.
b) You are somehow uniquely unappealing, in a cursed-by-a-witch-at-birth kind of way.… Read the rest “Hi! I really, really love your blog! I just turned 21 and my bf and I broke up because he wasn’t controlling enough for me. I’ve been talking to some guys online now, but nobody wants to dominate me like I want them to…why won’t anyone hurt me? am i doing something wrong? :(”

Fair Traveler

You didn’t mean for it to happen; you’re not even sure *how* it happened. You didn’t offer, and I didn’t accept. But here we are.

It must be disturbing, realizing that someone accidentally owns you… owns you like a fragile, insignificant object that has fallen into the orbit of something far greater than itself, some sort of dark matter you’ve always suspected was there but you just couldn’t see.… Read the rest “”