… Read the rest “How old are you?”Old enough to have stolen a porn magazine from a Times Square sex shop because there was no internet.
My teenaged shoplifting phase was centered on violating the porn rack at the Waldenbooks in the mall.
Old enough to have stolen a porn magazine from a Times Square sex shop because there was no internet.
My teenaged shoplifting phase was centered on violating the porn rack at the Waldenbooks in the mall.
I ripped off so many copies of Penthouse that I must have materially contributed to the collapse of Bob Guccione’s empire.
How old must a man be for you to be interested in being with him? (ignore the previous question xd)
i think like 35 at least? 40s and 50s are my favorite 🫣
I’d say you’re definitely leaning toward 50s.
… Read the rest “what do you think about tumblr posts saying “a grown ass 40 year old…”what do you think about tumblr posts saying “a grown ass 40 year old man has no business talkin to 18 year olds?
…as if all 40 year olds are intellectually superior to every 18 year old. i even know people 20 years older than me who are absolute morons and have less “world” experience than me from living isolated shallow lives.
I so enjoy your blog! You make me yearn for the good old days when I would travel to meet mean older men and get beaten and fucked all weekend. I’m settled down now, siiiiigh. I hope you don’t mind that I’m fantasizing about being a very bad girl and running off to get used by you.… Read the rest “I so enjoy your blog! You make me yearn for the good old days…”
Ever took in older women/moms/wives under your wing?
If so
What’s it like and how’s it different from those younger wayward glow bugs you praise?
… Read the rest “Ever took in older women/moms/wives under your wing?If soWhat’s it like and how’s it…”A 40 year old is still a kid in my eyes, so “older women” are just fine.
you’re old enough to be my dad and oops I’m wet about it 😋🤭
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Thankfully, I’m still in “my dad” territory.
But it won’t be long until I evolve into “my dad’s older brother”.
And from there, you’re all getting wet for grandpa.
I’m rewatching your old streams and if you ever want to put out an album of cover songs, I will buy it. Lovely singing voice Mr. B.
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We’re doing one last, celebratory XL stream tonight, for Birthday Month… and with four hours to fill, you can be guaranteed I’ll be singing off-and-on.… Read the rest “I’m rewatching your old streams and if you ever want to put out an…”
Do you think older doms are better, or that younger people have to wait to call themselves doms?
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If you don’t learn and grow, getting older doesn’t do anything but leave you with knuckle hair and an enlarged prostate.… Read the rest “Do you think older doms are better, or that younger people have to wait…”
you’re my favourite cranky old man. i love you. 💞 (*is broken record*)
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If I allow a warped record to continue playing, I must like the way it sounds.
