although I tend to ruin things, so . I have anxiety abt it
Of course she will be.
For example, we can do an ‘80s hair metal restrospective, and she can give a nuanced take on every song and band we feature. It’ll require exhaustive research, but I think Blossom is up to the task.
Or, y’know… she’ll just be a slut and masturbate for the crowd.
In the short-term, we’ll be having our third Gathering in a few months… don’t know yet if we’ll have another whole-group get-together this year. But I’ll have individual little visitors through the year.
And long-term? By the end of 2025, I want my children to start coming home to stay.
Listen. Especially to the things you don’t want to hear.
Measure twice, cut once.
It’s not about being right all the time. It’s about learning to pivot when you’re wrong.
”I don’t know” is the beginning of a conversation, not the conclusion.
Dogs are great, but “no” is a man’s best friend.
The Daily Dad — Feb 11, 2024
Things you might want to know:
Is There Lead in Your Reusable Water Bottle? 💭 I feel like “drank hourly from a lead-tainted tumbler” is going to be the origin story for the world’s worst super-villain. UltraKaren or some shit. She’ll have the power to sigh loudly in line at the coffee shop and then shamelessly take five minutes to negotiate the preparation of her own venti latte.
Wil Wheaton Rages at Larry David for Elmo Attack: “Appalling, Unforgivable, Despicable” 💭 Oh for fuck’s sake, Mr. Wheaton. I loved Stand By Me. I skipped the first couple seasons of TNG so I have no anti-Wesley bias, and bear you no ill-Wil. But c’mon, dude… it’s a fucking muppet. My dad hated and screamed at me, too… but we’re adults now. Intentionally triggering yourself with stupid, entirely optional shit and then publicly freaking out about it is infantile. And as for the sanctity of beloved Elmo…? Have you considered how many dicks Elmo has jerked off after-hours in a locked bathroom on the set? Elmo has probably done The Artistocrats for private audiences. Elmo goes to work every day with a man’s hand up his ass. Settle down, bud.
Polyamory Has Entered the Chat ❝ Mainstream awareness of polyamorous relationships is becoming more widespread. On dating apps, making connections is about more than sex.
Plex Launches Movie Rental Store ❝ Media platform Plex today announced the launch of a dedicated movie rental store, allowing U.S. Plex users to purchase content directly from Plex…
feeeed: Embracing Feed Diversity and Personal News Curation 💭 I don’t think it’s for me, but feeeed is interesting… it’s essentially a news and social media bucket for your life, collecting everything from dozens of sources and presenting them via an algorithm tuned for the end-user and not advertisers.
Apple Updates Its Collection of Windows Apps ❝ Today, Apple introduced a redesigned version of its iCloud for Windows app. The updated app, which allows users to access photos, files, passwords, and other content on a Windows PC, has clarified how it works and where synced content can be found. The app also adds physical password keys and other refinements. I don’t spend
Depends on your perspective. I mean, Blossom has a paci and a sippy cup and giant baby head, but she’s not a baby. She’s a brave little girl. I just treat her like a baby, which is humiliating for a brave little girl, and entertaining for a mean old man.
And yeah, I’ve threatened to make Puddles wear adult diapers, but that’s not because she’s a precious baby… it’s because she’s a walking, talking —sloshing?— biohazard spill. Infantilizing her is purely secondary to my primary concern: preventing her from ruining her mattress with the wretched effluvium of her micro-bladder.
I have no interest in ABDL, in and of itself… it doesn’t excite me. But I won’t hesitate to use it in furtherance of a kink I do enjoy.
I like blowjobs where I push her stupid head so far down on my cock that her empty stomach can do little more than lurch as drool comes geysering out of her like a sloppy little Bellagio fountain.
We’ve watched a lot of Madison on the stream over the last year or two, and I like pretty much all of her stuff. (Doesn’t hurt that she’s a physically perfect human being.)
Tate McRae’s confessional stuff is excellent, too. And while I was burned out on Olivia Rodrigo, even she has made a comeback with me.
